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Frito Pendejo

They didn't defend this country on 9/11. Didn't get bin-Laden after 9/11. And they've killed thousan

About Me

»-(¯..v..¯)-» «-(¯..v..¯)-«i make puns regularly. i love bad and/or dirty jokes. i never miss an opportunity to make a wisecrack. i love science and politics. i believe you can never be wrong if you argue correctly. i actively try to be non-judgmental, if at least because i make bad judgments. chocolate is my favorite comfort food. i'm an impulsive overthinker. i'm fairly laid-back, speak my mind, often too bluntly. it scares people off. that's cool though, we probably wouldn't get along.also, i hate capital letters.

My Interests

computer science, law (particularly constitutional law), politics (i'm a member of the 'factinista' that scares colbert so much), family guy, star trek, classic rock , astronomy, etc...

I'd like to meet:

anyone as fucked up as i am. anyone with a sense of humor... i would like to meet people of substance... no more of those lame "add me!" spammers. but if you have something to say and it's most likely offensive to someone, then it's prolly worth saying, so tell it to me. and rick astley. ..

Music:

classic rock, led zeppelin, beatles, who, tom petty, outkast, kelly clarkson, postal service, pretty girls make graves, 2 many dj's, soulwax

Movies:

office space, pirates of silicon valley, matilda, matrix, terminator, moulin rouge, the copy of alice in wonderland paty gave me

Television:

star trek, futurama, family guy, south park, mythbusters, daily show, colbert report, the office, my name is earl

Books:

1984 (or is that 2006? ha... ha... ha...), the phantom tollbooth, king leopold's ghost(muahahaha), one flew over the cuckoo's nest

Heroes:

stephen colbert, keith olbermann

My Blog

Epic Fail

Last month, my mother came to ask me if we had long-distance coverage for our cellphones. I mocked her slightly and told her that's one of the reasons we got it (our family is spread out around the st...
Posted by Frito Pendejo on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 09:30:00 PST

poeme

a friend in need is a friend indeed. a friend with boobs is better. a friend with breasts and all the rest, pass the tests, and stormy weather
Posted by Frito Pendejo on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 02:07:00 PST

Poeme

Fuck me like a roller coaster in summer,or a Ferris Wheel, rising over the body's harbor, fuck me starstruck & glittery & dumb.Fuck me for breakfast.Fuck me like the apple tree in bloom, th...
Posted by Frito Pendejo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST