your such a Goorat!

Hi, I am Viren Patel. I am no longer a mid twenties retiree. I work 9-6 5 days a week and have and a 2 hour commute a day. In my free time I enjoy exercising my extensive and highly advanced vocabulary skills and combine common, everyday words to create my own...such as..."WANKSTAIN." One day, my friends and I hope to create our own dictionary of "fun" words. =) Also, I say that I am not culturally inclined; however, I have a clandestine interest and passion for Indian umm...things i guess... such as the overly greasy food that if ingested by any normal person would probably hospitalize them with severely blocked arteries, the saccharine and cheesy movies that are so predictable that once you've seen one, you've seen them all (but they're still intensely interesting), and the high-pitched and loud music that makes no sense to me because I don't understand it.