Well, I never! |
3/4/2007....MJQ in Atlanta
Man: "Hey, do you know where I can get some blunts?"
Me: "No."
Man: "Fuck you, bitch!"
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 15:16:00 GMT |
A link |
I love this!http://www.losanjealous.com/nfc/
Posted by on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 01:06:00 GMT |
Family Circle magazine is such a slut |
I found this article called "Risky Business" in the August 2006 edition of "Family Circle" magazine. (We have slim pickings in the break room at work.) The article's author presents various challenges...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 11:31:00 GMT |
Only crazy people do their laundry at 2AM |
9/28/2006....SpinCycle Laundromat in Decatur, 1:15-3:00AM
Man on cell phone: "What kind of gum do he like?"
"Why you didn't tell me that?"
"I got spearmint! Damn!"
"I ...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 00:30:00 GMT |
Drugs! Herpes! |
Taken from the imdb news...
The nasty divorce battle between Liza Minnelli and David Gest has become even worse, with Minnelli accusing her estranged husband of trying to poison her and Gest charging ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 23:45:00 GMT |
Crikey |
9/5/2006....Publix
Man on cell phone: "Dude, there are no stingrays in the Chattahoochee. Stop worrying."
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 23:30:00 GMT |
Lord, what fools these mortals be! |
8/13/2006...after "Metamorphoses" at Georgia Shakespeare
Lady 1: "At least I understood that one. I saw 'Hamlet' here too, but I didn't understand it at all, and you know how smart I am."
Lady 2:...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 23:21:00 GMT |
B Squad! You better recognize! |
8/4/2006....out with my twelve-year-old cousin
Him: "I'm in a gang."
Me: "I didn't know there were gangs in Alpharetta."
Him: "We're called B Squad. We have our own dance!"
Me: "I guess I don't have t...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 21:47:00 GMT |
Do me a favor... |
...and stop talking to me about the weather and the cost of gasoline. Please. Yes, it it hot. Yes, gas prices are high. But talkingtalkingtalking about the weather and high gas prices is not goin...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 22:46:00 GMT |
Two songs that should no longer exist |
1. "Nut in Your Eye" by DJ Assault (heard at Ethan's house on 7/20/2006)
Ho don't cry/When I nut in your eye/Let it drip down your face/Trick, how does it taste?
2. "Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry (censor...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 11:02:00 GMT |
