Klaude Davenport - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Klaude Davenport is the younger of the two Davenport sisters. Along with her sister, Emmett , they host the weekly radio program, The Clockwork Cabaret on WCOM 103.5 LP-FM Carrboro/Chapel Hill, NC.
She is a Mistress of Disguise, seamstress (does all the patch and rigging work aboard Calpurnia, despite formerly crippling fear of heights, which was the result of a rather traumatizing and interesting adventure, really)...
Whilst reading aboard the dinghy zeppelin 'Time Out', the vessel came untethered and drifted unknown into the outskirts of Leipzig, Germany where it then foundered atop a disused church tower. Klaude was forced to live 4 days atop this church tower subsisting on raw local bird eggs and sheltering herself beneath the bounteous fabric of the zeppelin's balloon. Later, 'Time Out' was converted to her apiary and greenhouse.
She dislikes silence, excessively sweet tasting things, broken pop-up books, when Emmett receives a letter from her nutter fiance, CLANNG, real life conspiracies, wasting time on the ethernet, spluttery ink pens, her own poor penmanship and spelling, and misplacing the lead for her mechanical pencils.
BOOKINGS: Contact Klaude, if you're interested in having The Davenport sisters be involved with an event.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

punks, and steampunks alike, vengeful mariners, more people willing to dress up in bee costumes, Nikola Tesla, absinthe lushes, artists and vagrants, gypsies, puppeteers, and somebody who can teach me to play the accordion

My Blog

Klaude Davenport Live and Electrified in San Francisco!

I'll be doing a special dj gig live and covered in bees* in San Francisco on Friday April 10th for their thrilling event Clockwork SF, a Steampunk Parlour! More information can be found on their mysp...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 14:56:00 GMT

A Schematic Valentine for Klaude

Dem punks dem punks dem STEAM punksThey think the world of you Klaude! With the Tesla coil connected to the boilerWith the boiler connected to the fly wheelWith the flywheel connected to the piston ro...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Feb 2009 07:40:00 GMT

INDIGNATION by Lady Attercop (A poem for Klaude)

INDIGNATIONFurious, raging, tempestuous and wild,Klaude is indignant and not feeling mild.She's too reserved to curse,But CLANNG had better run.This lady doesn't have a purse.She carries a gun.Better ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:31:00 GMT

Please Help me rescue Emmett from CLANNG.

Please help me rescue dear Emmett from the dastardly clutches of CLANNG. She's the yin to my yang, the salt to my pepper, the gram masala to my curry powder, the appis to my mellifera, the bangers to ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 22:43:00 GMT

The Bee-Boy’s Song by Rudyard Kipling

The Bee-Boy's Song Bees! Bees! Hark to your bees!"Hide from your neigbours as much as you please,But all that has happened, to us you must tell,Or else we will give you no honey to sell!"A maiden in...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 23:52:00 GMT

Honey Bee Crisis

We rely on honey bees for one-third of our food supply, so when honey bees are in danger, we're all in danger.The Irreplaceable Bee" One out of every three bites of food an average American eats is di...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 02:16:00 GMT

Beehives

A beehive is, in a general sense, an enclosed structure in which some species of honey bees (genus Apis) live and raise their young. Natural beehives (typically referred to simply as "nests") are natu...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 12:03:00 GMT