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Short Bus

Taking Applications

About Me

I am single and it is almost football season. Therefor i am currently taking applications for hotties who are 20(and a day) to 29!! job requirements include but are not limited to.must love short romantic walks (kitchen to living room) able to lift 12 to 24ozs. (Miller Lite) enjoy the smell and taste of hot wings. (hooters) already knows the game of football (already invested the training once and that was a big waste of time) must be able to work Thursday to Monday (during football season thanksgiving and christmas are not holidays) must understand collage football is just as important as nfl (overtimes hours will be mandatory during January bowl week)If we have a successful football season we might be able to look into extending our contract into basketball season!!!if you are interested please click the contact me link to the left!found this sports layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com :: MyHotComments

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I'd like to meet:

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a pole artist with the ability to hold a conversation!

Music:

who's better: Biggie or Pac? fat boys! hands down! still cold crushin' after all these years! ...except for the dead one...

Movies:

i just realized that "Charlotte's Web" wasn't based on a true story! you know how fucked up it is to realize that there are no talking pigs or spiders??

Television:

Bambi II, boxing, porn, or Jerry Maguire. it makes me cry... i love you too, Tom!

Books:

the bible. i have to make sure this shit i'm plotting isn't going to send me to hell...