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Sasori

One more week hon...just one more week!!!

About Me

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Lost but not forgotten...the pawprints you've left behind are forever imbedded in my heart.

Wanna play a really fun game? Click the link below and find out your slogan! Just put your name into the box and hit "get slogan"

The Surrealist's Slogans

1 - Life's pretty straight without Daryl (WTF...is that thing trying to tell me I make lives crooked???)
2 - Doing it right before your Kankurou (Now I have to ask...doing what right before me???)
3 - Think Yami Freeza (Ok...I'm going to stop playing with this thing now...)
4 - Beware of expensive Kuchiki-Byakuya (HEY, I'M NOT EXPENSIVE!!!)
5 - We don't make Hatsuo. We make Hatsuo better (What in the world???)


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My Interests

Outdoorsy activities, writing, cooking, bowling, Texas hold 'em

I'd like to meet:



The top 20!!!

Kristyn / The Greatest

Keoki / The Artist

Mario / The #1 Naruto: EC fan

Mark / The Tripod

Craig / The Freak

Tami / The Poker Diva

Kira / The Cuzzin

Sarah / The Cracker

Jay / The Kong

Kristy / The Stat Girl

Martin / The 00 Agent

Mags / The Nympho

Julie / The Sane One

Caitlin / The Knockers

Chris / The Lord of Evil

Ivan / The Horniest

Shane / The Torn City Don

Candice / The Mommy

Lisa / The Teacher

Tasha / The Snapping Cake Girl

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The Rest of the Stuff My Peeps Say About Me

Music:

#1 - First Love by Utada Hikaru
#2 - Greatest Story Ever Told by Oliver James
#3 - The Reason by Hoobastank

Movies:

Chick flicks, comedies, and anything dealing with action or horror, you can't live without that

Television:

Friends, Dragonball Z, Yu Gi Oh, Naruto, Drawn Together, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, South Park, Bleach, YuYu Hakusho, Shaman King, One Piece, Full Metal Alchemist

Books:

The Harry Potter series and anything written by Laura Joh Rowland

Anime Books include Usagi Yojimbo, Naruto, Bleach, Yu-Gi-Oh, Ranma 1/2, Battle Royale

Heroes:

Kankurou (Naruto)

Freeza (Dragonball Z)

Seto Kaiba (Yu-Gi-Oh)

Jeff Hardy

My Blog

HALLOWEEN!!!

So folks, halloween is right around the corner and I'm going to paaaaataaaaay!!!!  Well...that's after I finish work, ha ha ha. Anyways, some of the clan and I are going to go to Waikiki to dress...
Posted by Kankuro on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 04:45:00 PST

3 Minute Management Course

3 Minute Management CourseLesson One:An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"The eagle answered: "Sur...
Posted by Kankuro on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 12:11:00 PST

30 things I learned from porn

1. Women wear high heels to bed.2. Men are never impotent.3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will notscream...
Posted by Kankuro on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 12:46:00 PST

funny ass underwear joke

The Japanese guy's wife steps up to the tee and as she bends over to>place her golf ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her>lack of underwear.>>"Gon Fonit! where's your pantee stay?" h...
Posted by Kankuro on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 12:37:00 PST

Yeah...you guys are pretty funny

So recently I sent out a survey on myself in which people would have to reply to the questions that I gave them in regards to myself.  Here are some of the top funniest answers that I received. &...
Posted by Kankuro on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:08:00 PST

Heartwarming Story

This will warm your heart. Just when you have lost faith in human kindness: This letter was sent to the principal's office after an elementary schoolhad sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An old la...
Posted by Kankuro on Fri, 19 May 2006 12:16:00 PST

Wal Mart Joke

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Wayne behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Wayne repli...
Posted by Kankuro on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 06:34:00 PST

just wonderful

my goodness. i can't believe i can come home and say that i had a good night at work tonight cause the manager that was supposed to be working, is on vacation, and my general manager was working toni...
Posted by Kankuro on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

just being me

well well well, interesting things have happened in my life and none more interesting than me going back to school. OH MY GOD...DARYL WENT BACK TO SCHOOL????? yeah, believe it or not....it's time i ...
Posted by Kankuro on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

why?

why is an interesting word isn't it. we use that to ask a question, we use it to ponder thoughts that are within our realities and i kinda use it to ask myself, "why do I even bother anymore" Ever...
Posted by Kankuro on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST