Toxic Mamma HHElectric Socket

About Me

If I was even half as bad as what they say I am, I wouldn't be in so many of your top 8's..
I'm head over heels with the way my life is going. I couldnt ask for anything better. I've eliminated a lot of the negitive in my life realizing that fast friends are cheap and true friends are a rare and special arsenol that I am well equipt with.There shall be no baby shower. Only an after birth party.Make me your friend so i can leave "indiscriminate" comments on your pictures.Trust me, you will love me for this forever.

My Interests

guns, knives, rabbit & bear traps, bows, crossbows and compound bows, skeet shooting, going to the range, making you piss your pants, knowing when to give a fuck, and when to give a fist, HUGE bonfires,cross eyed retards, acid-washed anything, being a fucking awesome friend.

I'd like to meet:

anxious nail bitters
twins of myself
bitches who can relate.
nerds
i want people who are in love
with themselves and each other.

no more moustaches

Music:

shit thats recorded in a damp basement (like jakes) and by shit, i mean absolute shite, it makes my heart sing.

Movies:

japanease subtitles. ie: Devilman, Suicide CLub, lone wolf and cub.

Books:

when rabbit howels, salt fish girl, the neuromancer, the furthest away mountain, Skaven Slayer, Daemon slayer, Troll Slayer, Vampire Slayer, Beast Slayer, Dragon Slayer...pretty much all of the felix and gotrek books.. you know fantasy novel nerding it up.

Heroes:

moms

My Blog

I was Clenching my Teeth and Fists the whole time.

Shit. I got the back of my knee tattooed. Right in the friggin knee pit. Im not even sure what i was thinking. Sounded like a good idea at the time. Ordinarily, I have a reasonable tolerance for pain,...
Posted by Toxic Mamma HHElectric Socket on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 03:02:00 PST

Walking home with a stranger.

I just had the most enlightening experience i've had since the breif amount of time i spent with Marty while he was here. I was walking home from work and i was in the home stretch, like three ...
Posted by Toxic Mamma HHElectric Socket on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 01:23:00 PST

The most glamourous 6 a.m I ever met.

The 6 a.m. that just passed will never be erased from history as far as im concerned. My foot will probally even scar to remind me of it constantly. After becomming the drunkest person in Canada ever...
Posted by Toxic Mamma HHElectric Socket on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 10:55:00 PST