Pistol was born and raised in a barn till the tender age of 3 when his real parents left him after they won the lottery. Left all alone, cold, hungry, all he had was his guitar and the same pair of dirty diapers he had been wearing since he was 1. Thirty minutes later a group of men showed up and found little Pistol all alone. They called themselves perverts. Pistol didn't understand what a pervert was then, but soon he'd grow up and learn the way of the pervert. Throughout the years pistol learned all about peeping in windows, sniffing old bicycle seats, shooting guns, panty raids, and playing his twanger like a mother f..%$ing legend.
It has been years and pistol still doesn't know who his parents are. However, his quest continues. Mama and Papa Pistol, if you're out there somewhere, Pistol misses you and wants to see you. Yes he is harbouring a little resentment, (as you can tell in some of his music) but he still loves you and wants to catch up on all the things he missed sharing with you.
Today; Pistol hasn't been doing to much. Awhile back he was caught at Rita McNeils house wearing her panties, eating jelly doughnuts and dacing on her bed to her greatest hits album. That poor bugger, soooo confused he is. Needless to say he was arrested and put in jail. The perverts couldn't afford his bail so Pistols currently serving a 6 month sentence. It could have been less, but the judge was discusted that anyone would commit an act like that.......to Rita McNeil.
Well, that's about it so enjoy they songs that are there. Perhaps one day Pistol will return to music if his love for dirty panties doesn't get him in trouble first.
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