My name's Mary. I am human, not many people know that. I breath a lot. I'm three dimensional. Sometimes I get this feeling in my stomach, and I eat to make it stop. I use my voice, and my ears when it's convenient. I have this stuff called DNA, I guess it's pretty cool. I like to sleep. Sometimes I wake up and move around. My tattoo artist is better than yours. I have friends... we gather in groups and do things, unspeakable things. I enjoy laughing at the expense of others. I'm pretty much an amazing work of art in every way (that is unless you think of art like Picasso did). Do you feel like you know me now?