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Hippopotalyss

Don't quote me.

About Me

I'm getting better at noticing sexual innuendos in everyday conversation.

I have no personality.
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My Interests

Shows. Banjos. Bill Murray.

I'd like to meet:

Bill Murray.

Music:

My profile song.

Movies:

Top of my List: The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. The Darjeeling Limited. Fight Club. Wristcutters. Rushmore. Quentin Tarantino films.

Television:

Anything on the travel or history channel is good, i.e The Search for Big Foot.

Books:

A Tree Grows in Brooklyn. The Perks of Being a Wallflower. A Million Tiny Pieces. The Fuck-Up. The Catcher in the Rye. Junkie. Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs. The Hipster Handbook.

Heroes:

Cousins. Papa. Musicians.

My Blog

I used to define myself by the enthusiasm of kisses...

The town of North Grove is still recovering from the day the students came to biology class and found their teacher lying on a table, his chest cut open, his body dripping with formaldehyde, t...
Posted by Hippopotalyss on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 06:59:00 PST

I enjoy movies, long walks on the beach, and clichés.

"Wars have never hurt anybody except the people who die." ...Salvador Dali"I am not young enough to know everything." ...Oscar Wilde "People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not cor...
Posted by Hippopotalyss on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 08:12:00 PST

Skunk Ape and Big Foot were responsible for the Great Depression.

One day, little Billy Goatandbeard went for a nice walk in the woods. He enjoyed wandering through the woods and exploring the unknown. As Billy continued forth with his little adventure, he began to ...
Posted by Hippopotalyss on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 05:51:00 PST

Girls in bikinis and boys doing the twist...

This is it. You know the time. The sun begins shining non-stop from 7 in the morning to 10 at night. The grass becomes a lush green color with hints of yellow from the ever-growing dandilion. The once...
Posted by Hippopotalyss on Sat, 27 May 2006 05:29:00 PST

"Death by Badger..."

This is a very random thought, but I felt the need to share it with the world. As I walked down the trail, deep in the woods of my grandparents' property upnorth, I needed to clear my head. Alot of th...
Posted by Hippopotalyss on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 05:59:00 PST