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Carrie Gilbert

About Me

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Motherhood: Slavery with Sippy Cups
My uterus is dead to me.

Fundamentalist Morman Reggae Songs
I hope Fundamentalist Mormans don't issue fatwas.

Moaning about Monogamy: The Extended Dance Remix


My Interests

I'd like to meet:

1) Javier Bardem (AYE, Papi!)

2) Hitler (Someone’s got some 'splaining to do!)

3) a magic genie who will grant me three million wishes

Gratuitous Cuteness!
Myla on St. Patrick's Day

Tova

Myla and Rico

me and the fam catching up on the news
with our absorbent/yellow/porous big-time celebrity friend

My Blog

Northern Exposure

I recently enjoyed my Alaskan comedy debut, where I won the June 25th round of the "You Think You're Funny?" comedy competition at Marlintini's Bar in Juneau. It helped that the only other competitors...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 21:32:00 GMT

Schiappacasse Roast

I recently participated in the roast of non-legendary comic Chris Schiappacasse on the Z-List Podcast. You can download it from here:http://www.trumix.com/podcasts/36655 First mistake: volunteeri...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 10:29:00 GMT

Pleasanton Weekly article

There's an article about little ol' me in this week's P-town Weekly! http://www.pleasantonweekly.com/morguepdf/2008/2008_06_06.pl s.section2.pdf For the record, I was actually born in Boston (though I ...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 13:09:00 GMT

my homage to breastfeeding in public

I've always found it amusing to watch men watch women breastfeed. It's hilarious. They try so hard not to look at the boobies in question, but they just can't help themselves, God love 'em. Breastfeed...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 17:06:00 GMT

a poem I wrote when I worked @ Microsoft

I feel I need to preface this poem by telling you, dear MySpace blog reader, that super brilliant nerdy boys are my favorite "type" and always have been. Hence I truly enjoyed the ...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 17:46:00 GMT