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Samantha

I am here for Friends

About Me

What the shit kind of category is this? Everyone who knows me, loves me. I got 2 sisters, who are the shiz-nite, espescially Christina. Shout out to her, big ups. I talk to everyone so send me comments b/c I'll prolly be your internet bff. Damn, I love online journals. Rock out hardcore edge.

My Interests

I love online journals!!!!!!! I am considered a Sandwich Artist because I used to work at Subway. It was prolly the best job I have ever had. The smell of the yeast that lingered for days on my clothing, purse, and shoes was enough to get me up in the morning and ready to make sandwiches. If you ever want a top quality sandwich, I'm the person to make it. I also am the homecoming queen. I kicked everyones ass at being popular. My other interests include being the field hockey captain, the softball captain, and a member of the National Honor Society. I don't mean to toot my own horn, but beep beep man.

I'd like to meet:

Your Mom.

Music:

TAKING BACK SUNDAY (I love their new stuff!!!), THURSDAY (if you dont like them, you don't deserve to listen to music you cock sucker), FFTL, JOHNNY CASH, UNDEROATH, HANSON (mmm bop), ARMOR FOR GAY, SLEEPWELL (www.purevolume.com/sleepwell), CIRCA SURVIVE, BREAKING BENJAMIN, MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK, SAOSIN, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE (whats hotter then boys kissing other boys??? nothing is the answer), THE EARLY NOVEMBER (whats up ace? hows your side project going? i'll show you how to make a mess.), JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, USHER, LIL JOHN, POISON THE WELL, and my all time favorite, THE BAHA MEN!!!@$@.%!X@!$@ WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!@!2!@?$.%!.

Television:

I had an obsession with tv as a kid. I would wake up at 5 am on a saturday morning just so i could get a good solid 4 hours of tv viewing goodness in before anyone else woke up. My dad thought he could make a rule saying the tv had to be off by 11 am on saturdays to cut down on our tv viewing. Hah, I showed him who is the brains in the family.

Heroes:

My mom, MJK, shes the smartest lady I know. My dad, Francis, b/c he sells beer to the bangor and mt. bethel's finest. Geoff Rickly, Gerard Way, b/c he stands up for the rights of homosexuals, Elizabeth Krafty, My ass, Andy Dick, Rich, The head coach of the Bloomsburg Huskies Football team.

My Blog

Nude pics!!!

[A is for age:]19 and growing[B is for booze of choice:]Rum...not regular rum, fruity flavored rum, so what if theres only 11% alcohol in it? I'll drink the whole bottle and Zima[C is for career:]SUBW...
Posted by Samantha on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 11:48:00 PST

idiots

if you haven't figured out this myspace is a complete joke. you are dumber than i thought.
Posted by Samantha on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 06:36:00 PST

I cry too many tears to count...</3

I am 76% emo. Holy gee whilikers... you're as emo as it gets... cheer the heck up and stop wiping your nose on your sweater, kid... Take theEmo Test@ FualiDotCom     I almost couldnt finish...
Posted by Samantha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

so what if i stalk people...shut up

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=myspace&skip= 0 10. Myspace: a place for stalking with consent Guy1: "Hey, um, aren't you on myspace?" Girl2: "Yeah...fucking stalker..." *e...
Posted by Samantha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

THREE CHEERS FOR SWEET ZIPPY

G1na13marie08: dude my cat influences my music so much G1na13marie08: mcr should make a song about her spaminator182: what would they say spaminator182: zippys not ok G1na13marie08: Now im telling you...
Posted by Samantha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST