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The Missing Sperm

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About Me

Southeastern Royalty: SE Kush Dynasty, Yes i've partied more than you!It'a Hard to be Humble until you hit the floor. Top of the peaks and the mud of the valley, i have not learned my lesson.Love isn't blind, It's retarded! ....And the the finish line is far from where i am. I am the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar!

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I'd like to meet:

Someone with an ampule of Morphine Sulfate!:) No more bitchin' 'bout your day!

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My Blog

My House is a Mess.

I awake to my "room mates" swapping out a freezer in the laundry room, but to do so they have to empty the frig in the hallway of the kitchen. So i wake up to everything in the frig being in little bu...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 14:32:00 GMT

Clothes For a Funeral

Today is a day I have come to expect over the past few months. I've know for awhile that my grandmother was really sick and that I would have a funeral to attend soon, so sure that I had based when I ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 May 2008 09:39:00 GMT

Life and How you deal with it.

As anyone who knows me that in my life have had some of the greatest highs and lowest lows. Listen of boys and girls these are the things that define us,how we deal with each of our experiences. Thes...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 06:29:00 GMT

The Fact Of the Matter Is I’m a Total Douche.

I know some of my friends get really frustrated at me when i go into reclusion and appear to no longer exist on the planet. I'll be the first to admit that I do ignore many attempts on my friends side...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 12:50:00 GMT

Probation Half Way done.

So i don't know who heard what about my arrest but it was trivial. Got a 1200$ fine 8 months probation with 6 months to pay fine. I'm down to 463$ so i could possibly get off probation extra early and...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 15:49:00 GMT

Guess who went to jail today?

Yes i was having the perfect day today had just seen the new Transformers movie, which is epic. I has on a very nice high cruising to the liquor store to pick up some booze and one block away from the...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 15:46:00 GMT

I dislocated my left ankle!

Yes once again your faithful leader as proven that he has the weakest ankles in the land. 4/20 I had a few beers with andrew over at his farm/house/driveway and after what seemed like only two hours(r...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 17:44:00 GMT

Dear Lovers and Friends...

It seems i have started an outward spiral of infinite crisis among my dearly beloved with my recent profile change appearance. In the return i will always put your concerns and thoughts on my profile ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 17:32:00 GMT

A Story About Family (BEL)

"I will discuss LSD crystal and what happens with it. This info is from my experiences a long time ago. I can safely offer it because I have retired from this line of work and stay far away from it. ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 12:02:00 GMT

9 days under the stars and in the elements 24/7! Day 3

Well it's been a while since my last blog on the Florida Tour so i better get on the ball as to not forget to much. From what i can remember the next morning after finding beast of Burden in the bed o...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 14:16:00 GMT