I'm just a regular joe, except I happen to be hideously well-endowed. It's a curse I've been living with my whole life. I like to think that I'm a better, more noble person than Gandi after all that I've been through.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
The guy who sold me my crappy 95 Taurus in a darkly lit alley! Also Cherry Brady, Aurora Snow, and countless other beautiful ladies...
