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anna

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About Me

I'm a SmallTownAmerica girl who picked up and moved to the Land of Milk and Honey (yum...) at age 18.
I'm in the IDF, and get out in October 2008. And I'm engaged to the most wonderful man on earth :)

My Interests

Writing, reading, languages, cooking, music, movies, long discussions over several cups of coffee / glasses of wine...

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I'd like to meet:


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Music:

Where do I begin... The Grateful Dead, Janis Joplin, Jimmi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, Beck, Bob Dylan, The Mamas and the Papas, The Velvet Underground, The Ramones, The Clash, The Violent Femmes, Green Day, Radiohead, Counting Crows, Bob Marley and the Wailers, Kings of Leon, Grant Lee Buffalo, The Eels, Cake, Beastie Boys, Sublime, Smashing Pumpkins, Nirvana, Billi Holliday, Rancid, Queen, Foo Fighters, CCR, The Strokes, Ella Fitzgerald, Louis Armstrong, Our Lady Peace, Simon and Garfunkel (and Paul Simon solo), Pink Floyd, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Doors, The Flaming Lips, Porcupine Tree, The Apples in Stereo, Olivia Tremor Control, The Butthole Surfers... Those are some of my favorites, at least.

Movies:

On the top of my list: Life is Beautiful, Donnie Darko, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Malcom X, The Producers, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Monty Python's And Now for Something Completely Different, Holy Grail, Life of Brian, Meaning of Life, This is Spinal Tap, Best in Show, Waiting for Guffman, A Mighty Wind, Fargo, Casablanca, Abbot & Costello movies, The Princess Bride, Hackers, SLC Punk, The Breakfast Club, The Magnificent Seven, The King and I, Pi, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Boondock Saints, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Last Crusade... And too much more...

Television:

The Simpsons, Seinfeld, Black Adder, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Heroes, Red Dwarf, Star Trek TNG, Six Feet Under, Sex and the City, Rocko's Modern Life (how I miss thee), X-Men (cartoon), Loony Tunes, Scientific American Frontiers, A&E's Mysteries of the Bible, Great Chefs, MST3K, The Twilight Zone, I Love Lucy, The Daily Show, SNL (until the mid-90s)...

Books:

Kurt Vonnegut: Slaughterhouse-5, Cat's Cradle, Welcome to the Monkeyhouse, Breakfast of Champions, Deadeye Dick; George Orwell: 1984, Animal Farm; Aldous Huxley: Brave New World; Joseph Heller: Catch-22; Jerzy Kosinski: The Painted Bird; Lewis Caroll: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Through the Lookinglass and What Alice Found There; Charles Dickens: Bleak House, Great Expectations; James Joyce: A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, Dubliners; J.D. Salinger: Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters; Gunter Grass: The Tin Drum, Cat and Mouse; Ray Bradbury: The Martian Chronicles; William Shakespeare: As You Like It, Measure for Measure, Hamlet; Franz Kafka: Short Stories; Dalton Trumbo: Johnny Got his Gun; Anton Chekhov: Short Stories; Walt Whitman: Leaves of Grass; Mark Twain: The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn; Jonathan Swift: Gulliver's Travels; Leon Uris: Exodus, QB VII, The Haj; Charles Baudelaire: Les Fleurs du Mal; Lois Lowrey: The Giver; Douglas Adams: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series; Frederick Douglass: Narrative of the Life of FD; Stephen Hawking: A Brief History of Time; Brian Greene: The Elegant Universe; Confucious: The Analects; The Bhagavad Gita...

My Blog

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So I haven't updated my profile or posted a blog in ages (in fact, I barely ever go on this site anymore), but I just wanted to stop by and say:I'M ENGAGED!!!!!!!!!Phew... that was fun.I love Russell ...
Posted by anna on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:06:00 PST

So it goes...

Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., a good friend of mine, died on Wednesday. I call him my good friend, because what else do you call someone who has stuck by you for so long, who has always lent a (metaphorical) co...
Posted by anna on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 09:18:00 PST

fingertips

I am made of fingertips.when trees breathe past me,I can feel the sighs of each leaf.I can feel the warm whispers of winter suns.As I stare,puzzling, pleasant yellow spotsare signs the rains have stop...
Posted by anna on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 02:59:00 PST

Soundtrack to my life...

Fine, I give in: Lis posted a blog with this idea, and since I had time on my hands (i.e. I was procrastinating...), I did it, too.Play songs completely randomly from your music library, and you get a...
Posted by anna on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 01:18:00 PST

poppies

Wolf said, "When people die, they must die twice." Coyote said, "That isn't right. I don't want people to die twice. They must die once and be buried." Wolf bewitched Coyote's boy and wished that...
Posted by anna on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 03:10:00 PST

Not funny, but true

  This goes for Hizbullah as well, by the way....
Posted by anna on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 02:30:00 PST

Focus on the proton, get rid of the electron

Ok, so this is going to seem cheesy to many, but I don't give a shit. For some reason, this song came up on my Pandora jazz radio station twice over the weekend, which usually never happens, so it mus...
Posted by anna on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 10:14:00 PST

Israel's defense

Okay, so in order to explain the situation in my neck of the woods without having to actually explain it, here's a FAQ sheet Israel released a few days after the July 16 G-8 summit's statement regardi...
Posted by anna on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 02:53:00 PST

Good golly

I have not seen a person who loved virtue, or one who hated what was not virtuous. He who loved virtue, would esteem nothing above it. He who hated what is not virtuous, would practice virtue in such ...
Posted by anna on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 07:23:00 PST

They call you Mr. Personality...

So, two different online personality tests based on the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator test show that I'm an INTJ (Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging) personality. Also known as "Mastermind Rational....
Posted by anna on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 03:54:00 PST