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Abe Q

This ain't the time or place for us to understand this life...

About Me

Random Facts About Me:


I am an ordained minister with the Universal Life Church I am colorblind
I have a photographic memory
I love dusk in the fall
I never get lost (really)
I have an uncanny ability to memorise movies
I want to be a Toys R Us Kid
I used to play guitar and drums
I collect Batman stuff
I have an unhealthy obsession with Alice in Wonderland
I always have to have a watch with me
I am an accountant for the State of NJ
I am indecisive beyond belief
I eat a corn muffin every morning
I wear "My Name is Earl" pants to bed
I love BLT's
I have a cat named Gabrielle
I miss my Basset Hound (Nellie Dog)
I grew up on a farm
I have to own books and can never rent them
I have a very extensive DVD and Book library
I have an iPod which I use to listen to Preston and Steve daily
I am a computer prodigy (I just wing it)
I read comics
I don't think anyone will read this anyhow
I hate wearing rings except my Grandfather's
I am deathly afraid of sharks
I was once "approached" by a Great White
I actually like Christmas...a lot
I stole this idea from Karin who stole it from someone else
I like spiders and think they are good luck
I have a spider tattooed between my shoulders
I am easily hurt by others
I am of Italian and English (read:British) decent
I hate uneven numbers
I don't photograph well
I always say what I believe and am brutally honest
I don't like people and have a fear of large crowds
I once got stuck out in the freezing cold for 9 hours in nothing but underpants and a robe on a 3rd floor deck
I can touch my nose with my tongue
I feed the birds every day because my Grandfather did and I think he would want me to continue the tradition.
I get bored
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My Interests

Hellboy,Reading,Painting, Movies, Art, Hiking, Camping, Hanging out,The Goon, Useless information and strange facts, Toothpaste For Dinner, Webcomics, Gaming, Techno Gadgetry, Collecting Books

I'd like to meet:

"Look into my eyes. I am free..."

People who are intelligent enough to realise this section is meant to describe the people you'd like to meet here on Myspace. Not your celebrity fantasy.
Friggin mouth breathers...
I'm here mainly to catch up with old friends, acquaintances, or classmates. I'm not really interested in meeting new and shiny people. So if you send me a friends request and I don't know you...sorry. If you message me first I may consider it.

Music:

Korn, Snot, Coal Chamber, Tom Petty, Static-X, Frank, Dean, Sammy, Stabbing Westward, Blues Traveler, Skid Row, Guns and Roses, Cold, Sevendust, Drowning Pool, Mudvayne, Adema, Orgy, System of a Down, Rush, Bowie, Tool, Alanis, Candlebox, and random bouts of Jazz

Movies:

All Kevin Smith Films, The Italian Job (both the Original and the remake), Die Hard Trilogy, Labrynth, Dark Crystal, Mirror Mask, Ground Hog Day, Marx Brothers Films, Better off Dead, One Crazy Summer, A Guy Thing, Serendipity, High Fidelity, Batman, Batman Returns, Sin City, The Superman Films (1,2, and Returns), X-Men 1 and 2 but not that piece of shit 3, Big Fish, Dodgeball, Love Actually, My Cousin Vinny, Monster's Inc, Narnia, Back to the Future Trilogy, Anything Else, The Princess Bride, The Crow, Willow, The Untouchables, All Muppet Films, Phantom of the Opera, Sky Captain, Jurassic Park, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Knight's Tale, Reign of Fire, Gangs of New York, Harry Potter, Willy Wonka (not that hack Depp!), Kingdom of Heaven, Mystery Men, Hellboy, and many many more....

Television:

My Name is Earl, How I met your Mother, According to Jim, Seinfeld, Myth Buster's, The Three Stooges, other then that I don't really watch to much television. Although the Nick at night line up is becoming a staple.

Books:

The Dark Elf Fifteenology, The Highwayman, The Cleric Quintet, Grunts, The Ice Caves, Through the Looking Glass, Band of Brothers, Harry Potter, Dragon America, Hitchhiker's Guide, Neverwhere, American Gods, Good Omens.In short anything by R.A. Salvatore or Neil Gaiman

Heroes:

My Pappi, Jon Davis, Jim Henson, Michael Caine, Bruce Campbell, Jack Nicholson, Green Lantern, Superman and Batman

My Blog

I'm so crazy. El Oh El.


Posted by Abe Q on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 04:21:00 PST

Another PSA (Starring Samantha D. Pug

 To all Pugs living in and or visiting my home: The litter box is not a snack bar. Uncovered turds or no you do not eat out of the litter box. They are not delectable round treats.  Thi...
Posted by Abe Q on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 03:53:00 PST

Public Service Announcement

 To all cats living in or visiting my home please do us all a favor and have the common courtesy to bury your poop.  Dig, Poop, Bury. It's not that difficult and it stops the air from s...
Posted by Abe Q on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 04:34:00 PST

Bloody Brilliant

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Posted by Abe Q on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 10:36:00 PST

Toothpaste for Dinner Blog

toothpastefordinner.com...
Posted by Abe Q on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 04:10:00 PST

I think my cat blogs.

     No really. I found a cheez it wrapper and some suspicious footprints near my keyboard today after work. I don't eat cheez its but the cat loves em. I think my cat is blogging ...
Posted by Abe Q on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 03:09:00 PST

Concerning the Mac gamer....

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Posted by Abe Q on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 01:36:00 PST

"Hi I'm a Mac" "And I'm a PC"


Posted by Abe Q on Mon, 15 May 2006 07:40:00 PST

The Super Hero Quiz

Your results:You are BatmanBatman 80%Superman 80%The Flash 70%Spider-Man 65%Iron Man 60%Catwoman 60%Green Lantern 60%Supergirl 55%Hulk 55%Robin 45%Wonder Woman 35%You are dark, love gadgets and have v...
Posted by Abe Q on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 05:49:00 PST

This about sums up my feelings on the man....


Posted by Abe Q on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST