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shaner

don't fuck with me fellas. this ain't my first time at the rodeo.

About Me

i like drinking gin, shooting guns, and riding motorcycles. not necessarily all at once, but come to think of it, that'd be pretty awesome.

My Interests

why i'm not interested in you: working, driving, urban exploration, (abandoned asylums, houses, factories, etc.) drawing, taking pictures, smoking, drinking, boxing, drinking, puking, skinheads, punks, fat tattooed hooligans, beer guts, Boston, shows, bars, strippers, gin martinis, (gin anything, for that matter) tattoos, scooters, musclecars, old school beach towns, seafood, my big boaty american car, driving far and getting lost, finding something that made the trip worth it, my kitty, my boxer pup, sushi, short skirts, ben shermans, garter belts, white denim, steelcaps, road rage, making fun of people, grossing out stupid girls, hair bleaching, nosepicking, xNVDx, and uh....drinking.......

Music:

hardcore, punk, oi!, or anything good. (yes i'm too lazy to list my favorite bands.)......

Movies:

rushmore, the royal tennenbaums, fear and loathing in las vegas, boondock saints, the big lebowski, battle royale, pink flamingoes, (john waters movies in general.) office space, legend, the neverending story.....hm i'll think of more later.......

Television:

ADULT SWIM! (even the anime, fuck you.) overhaulin', american chopper, pretty much any show where heavily tattooed men build shit, take it apart, and/or blow it up. anthony bourdain's "no reservations" and assorted food/travel shows that make me hungry/wanderlusty. and sometimes gay home design shows.......

Heroes:

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My Blog

skinhead disaster train 08

...or at least that's what chris called us during a text argument somewhere in ohio. i'm sure everyone knows the back story to this,  no need for a friend's further embarassment. bottom line: bad...
Posted by shaner on Mon, 19 May 2008 12:06:00 PST

...and thank you frado,

for being you. every time i saw a giant phallic rock formation sticking up out of the desert, i giggled and thought about you.
Posted by shaner on Mon, 19 May 2008 12:59:00 PST

so, thanks to some dipshit on a cellphone,

my bike went from totally awesome to just plain totalled. i don't think i've ever yelled an expletive so loudly in my life. thank you, suv driving moron, for fucking up one of the few things that make...
Posted by shaner on Fri, 11 May 2007 12:04:00 PST

my first tattoo!

that i've done on someone else, of course....ta daa! a b-bomb on my sister sam's ankle! she only screamed like twice! it's not amazing, obviously, but i don't think it's too shabbby for a first attemp...
Posted by shaner on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 12:24:00 PST

how can you tell that you're a REAL skinhead girl?

so i stepped on a scale the other day. when it finished screaming and begging for mercy, it read: 180lbs. i am FIFTY POUNDS overweight. officially pushing 2 bills. it's like some kind of sic...
Posted by shaner on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 06:19:00 PST

this made my day.

so, i'm driving home from work, cheerfully picking my nose, when i glance over and happen to make eye contact with a fellow motorist who is doing the exact same. i think maybe a nod of acknowledgeme...
Posted by shaner on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

part time job.

i don't think i've ever seen this happen outside of looney tunes cartoons. yep. i stepped on a rake, and the handle sprung up and smacked me in the face. you'd be surprised at how such an undema...
Posted by shaner on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"girls don't fart, do they?"

absolutely not. .......they fluff.
Posted by shaner on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

tribal tattoos

tribal tattoos = the mullet of the new millenium.
Posted by shaner on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hot guys are so overrated.

seriously. a hairy beer belly and a five o' clock shadow, over a 6 pack and a pretty face. any day.
Posted by shaner on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST