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Please Panda Don't Hurt 'Em!

You can't be a pimp and a prostitute, too.

About Me

Me? I'm Nate. I'm different just like everybody else. (I'll let you think about that one for a sec. Okay, that's good.) You want to know something, ask me. Chances are I'll answer ya.
I pushed a button and elected him to office and uh!
He pushed a button and it dropped a bomb
You pushed the button and could watch it on the television
Those motherfuckers didn't last too long uh-uh!
I'm sick of hearing about the have's and the have not's
Have some personal accountability
The biggest problem with the way that we've been doing things is
The more we let you have the less that I'll be keeping for me
Well I used to stand for something
Now I'm on my hands and knees
Traded in my god for this one
And he signs his name with a capital G
Don't give a shit about the temperature in Guatemala
Don't really see what all the fuss is about
Ain't gonna worry about no future generations and uh!
I'm sure somebody gonna figure it out
Don't try to tell me how some power can corrupt a person
You haven't had enough to know what its like
You're only angry cause you wish you were in my position
Now nod your head because you know that I'm right, alright!
Well I used to stand for something
But forgot what that could be
There's a lot of me inside you
Maybe you're afraid to see
Well I used to stand for something
Now I'm on my hands and knees
Traded in my god for this one
And he signs his name with a capital G
"Capital G"
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My Interests


hmm, lemmesee, lemmesee... well, listening to music has got to be up there, along with writing, photography, drinking shenanigans, cruisin around in my car watchin the sun go down, watching bands play, and probably some other stuff too but I'm drawing a blank right now... so yeah.

I'd like to meet:

I hate to limit myself as far as meeting people goes, because you never know what random person is going to change your life and make you think or feel about something differently.


adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

*Tool *Primus *Nirvana *Chevelle *Deftones *Marilyn Manson *Five Pointe O *Metallica *Jimi Hendrix *Green Day *The Mars Volta *Nine Inch Nails *System of a Down *Beastie Boys *Ciao Bella *A Perfect Circle *The Alter Boys *Red Hot Chili Peppers *Linkin Park *Mushroomhead *The Postal Service *Franz Ferdinand *Finch *White Zombie *Nas *The White Stripes *The Killers *The Dresden Dolls *Disturbed *Janes Addiction *King Missile *The Decemberists *Taproot *Sublime *Reel Big Fish *Prodigy *Ludacris *Mudvayne *Portishead *The Flaming Lips *Coheed and Cambria *Michael Jackson *Le Chat Noir *Beck *Johnny Cash *Isis *Peelander-Z ...and more to come.

Movies:

Mindfucks, comedies, thrillers, horrors, dramas, documentaries, whatever.

Television:

The Daily Show, South Park, Mind of Mencia, CSI (the original one), sports, the news, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Simpson's, Family Guy, Discovery, History, other smarty channels like that.

Books:

I read for information mostly, but I also like America: The Book by Jon Stewart and I've gotten into reading poetry, but that's about it.

Heroes:

I am my own hero.

My Blog

I Brake For Pussy

Almost hit TWO cats on the way home from Rick's house tonight. We're talking a maximum 15 minute drive here. TWO cats in FIFTEEN minutes!Cavs lost. Bummin. But it was expected I guess. Still, it makes...
Posted by Please Panda Don't Hurt 'Em! on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 10:21:00 PST

Oh yeah...

For whatever reason I forgot to tell you guys, but on Monday...I GOT THE JOB!What will I be doing?Uh... this.Panda...
Posted by Please Panda Don't Hurt 'Em! on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:32:00 PST

Living in a Land of Liberties Lost

State of Emergency! Emergency!A danger's here that I can't see!A jihad up in my hood?That's highly unlikely!But this don't matter noneTo them powers that beHow come my freedom's free to youBut it's no...
Posted by Please Panda Don't Hurt 'Em! on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:45:00 PST

Round 2, Allergies, Boobie, Mars Volta

Part 2 of the job interview is tomorrow. Woots, as always, are appreciated.How the hell can I have a cold or whatever the hell this is when it was 90 degrees today? I'm a sweaty bastard to begin with,...
Posted by Please Panda Don't Hurt 'Em! on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:07:00 PST

Bandom Bamblings

Job interview tomorrow. Time to use the degree. I'll take all the woots I can get.I think I take an extravagantly long time ironing clothes, but I'll be damned if I don't look it!My brother drinks ent...
Posted by Please Panda Don't Hurt 'Em! on Wed, 23 May 2007 08:43:00 PST

Fuck That Noise

Word vomit won't get the best of me this time...But rest assured...I'm rather frustrated right now...So FUCK THAT NOISE!Change is needed, and I'm not sure how to get out of this Dip.Panda ...
Posted by Please Panda Don't Hurt 'Em! on Sun, 20 May 2007 07:53:00 PST

BEST. LYRICS. EVER.

Brian. I'm sorry."Pain Away"By PeachesSuckin' on my titties like you wanted me,Callin me, all the time like blondieCheck out my chrissy behindIt's fine all of the timeLike sex on the beaches,What else...
Posted by Please Panda Don't Hurt 'Em! on Fri, 18 May 2007 10:39:00 PST

Ch-ch-ch-changes!

You know it's a slow night on MySpace when you can't even get a porn solicitation.For those of you who don't know, I'll be "officially" graduating from the University of Akron on Sunday.I say "officia...
Posted by Please Panda Don't Hurt 'Em! on Fri, 11 May 2007 09:45:00 PST

STOP BEING FAT! EAT ICE CREAM!

Zipmail is the University of Akron's way of getting the word out to students about campus events. I'm so glad I'm graduating. These two events directly followed each other on the list in the email and...
Posted by Please Panda Don't Hurt 'Em! on Sat, 05 May 2007 01:39:00 PST

From "The Decider" to...

Ha, check out what "The Decider," aka our President, said this morning. The report he's referring to is The Irag Study Group Report from Hamilton and Baker. This quote is taken from Whitehouse.gov:"By...
Posted by Please Panda Don't Hurt 'Em! on Thu, 03 May 2007 06:14:00 PST