EPIC FAIL are a grindcore porn metal jazz fusion emo folk surf band who eat babies and play a complex hybrid of norweigan goat anthems and erotic hymns to Satan.
Their music has been described alternately as "Utterly shithouse" and "fucking woeful" by music critics... which is strange considering they have not yet written a single song.
EPIC FAIL believe that songwriting and rehearsing destroys the purity of their music, and instead they prefer to drink heavily and beat up small children.
For too long the world has been deprived of the undeniable genius of a truly brilliant band such as EPIC FAIL . Prepare thyself for the awe-striking magnificence and aural wizardry of pure, unadulterated failure.
We're covered in fail . If you read this, you have failed . FTF!!!
