If ure hot and live in rockville area..... |
Come work at hooters with me. Its a fun job and u get bank tips. so tell them ashley s. sent u!! haha
Posted by Ash... on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 07:26:00 PST |
sex talk haha men should read this!! |
1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A p...
Posted by Ash... on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 12:42:00 PST |
Damascus Sucks!! |
You know your from damascus when- Friday night EVERYONE goes to the football gameeven the little goth kids- when football season's over, a typical outing at night consists of the 7-eleven parking lot,...
Posted by Ash... on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 09:49:00 PST |
so sick!! |
Im so sick of immature people!! Grow the hell up and get a life!! Forget about the past everyone has made mistakes and they learn from each and everyone....Stop carring about other peoples lifes so mu...
Posted by Ash... on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 07:58:00 PST |
16 things to do at Wal-mart ...soo funny |
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. Make a trail of tomato juice on ...
Posted by Ash... on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 08:56:00 PST |
Drunk Dialing Rules |
20 Drunk Dialing RulesThis is soo funny i just had to post it!!!!!1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. I...
Posted by Ash... on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 10:07:00 PST |
Perfect guy!! |
Perfect guyHair color: brown or blackEyes: greenHeight: taller than me by at least 2inchesSixpack: not that important but if you have it then thats always a plusLong or short hair: depends but mostly ...
Posted by Ash... on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 08:48:00 PST |
us gilrs do silly things when where drunk!! |
WHEN, WE GIRLS, DRINK TOO MUCH....Current mood: calmWHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH:1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUT...
Posted by Ash... on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 12:06:00 PST |
ALL ABOUT PEACHEZ!! |
1.Name:: Ashlee2.Single or Taken:: Taken3.Sex:: female4.Siblings:: sean5.Eye color:: hazel but they change to blue and green6.Shoe size:: haha 5-67.Height:: 5'38.Innie or Outie:: Innie!9.What are you ...
Posted by Ash... on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 04:17:00 PST |
FRIENDS VS. BEST FRIENDS!! |
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BES...
Posted by Ash... on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 01:15:00 PST |
