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Skip Johnson

You lose.

About Me

If your gonna ADD ME... don't.

These guys schooled once upon a time ago.

And Petunia.

Damon caught me this delicious bass.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who cares.
Check out a band with some friends of mine...

Music:

The Ramones,
Rancid,
Common Rider,
Black Flag,
NoFX,
Operation Ivy,
Screeching Weasel,
Joan Jett and the Blackhearts,
No Doubt,
Corrupted Morals,
Green Day,
Circle Jerks,
Golgo Bordello,
Generation X,
Bouncing Souls,
Dropkick Murphys,
Crimpshrine,
Flogging Molly,
Bratmobile,
Nekromantix,
Tiger Army,
Agnostic Front,
New Found Glory,
Bad Brains,
The Specials,
The Distillers,
The Donnas,
The Transplants,
The Misfits,
The Exploited,
The Casualties,
The Eyeliners,
The Damned,
The Clash,
Ted Leo and the Pharmacists,
Sex Pistols,
Minor Threat,
Dead Kennedys,
Danzig,
The Germs,
Big Rig,
Isocracy,
Ann Beretta,
Fifteen,
Minutemen,
Anti-Flag,
Pinhead Gunpowder,
Matisyahu,
Bad Religion,
Sublime,
Blink 182,
Public Enemy,
Nirvana,
The Independents,
Brunt of It,
Dick Dale and his Del-Tones,
The Ventures,
Man or Astro-Man?,
The Stray Cats,
The Meteors,
The Reverend Horton Heat

Movies:


English. muthafucka! Do you speak it?

Books:

The Bible? The holy-fuckin'-bible... Naganootch!

Heroes:


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Random Quotes
"One time I threw a hot dog down a hallway... It was like a glass of water."
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Kenny Mac
"She was like a roastbeef sandwiche with the crusts cut off."
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Kenny Mac
"We're like friends... with band-efits."
-Kenny Mac
"I'm awesome... and modest."
-Johnny Punk
"Here Roach... Spew on this nickel."
-Johnny Punk
"Ahhh! My training!"
-Johnny Punk
"What a glorious Labor Day!"
-Johnny Punk
"Cynical? That makes me think of comic books."
-Burrito
"Oh great... now it's superwet!"
-Lil' Phil
"Fuck punk rock, long live Roach Fucking Armstrong..."
-Owen Burk
"I am? But that spells 'Chimch'."
-Hickman
"I'll call you... bum... bum party..."
-Kringle
"Your burger has a leak."
- Jordyn
"I Love(INSERT CHEWBACCA NOISE HERE) Friendlys!"
- Coda
"Punk as fuck."
- Marshall
"Punk is fun."
- Hunter
"BLOOD STAINS!"
- Danny
"Eggs are awesome, man. You throw it at people and they're all like "Ahhh!" and shit, like a grenade, but all their limbs and shit are still intact."
- John of City Tap
"Bing Bong Bing!"
- Frank
"You're sending me on a wild goose chase... for free CDs..."
- Tyler

My Blog

1-916-CALL-TURK

For fans of "Scrubs", you may know that this Chris Turk's cellphone number. Well, apparently, if you call this in real life, you actually call a cell phone thats on the set of "Scrubs". I didn't belie...
Posted by Skip Johnson on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 02:33:00 PST