I'll be doing a standup show at Mugbee's Bar in Florence on Friday May 16th at 9pm.
If you'd like to be interviewed in one of my vlogs before the show send me and email and let me know. Thanks.
Friday May 16th - 9pm
Mugbees
8405 US Highway 42
Florence, KY 41042
Tickets $3 at the door.
Be sure to go to: www.danvsamerica.com and check out all of my new videos and pictures from my tour.
I’ll Fight A Blind Girl In The Shower
WHAT ON EARTH IS THE DAN BIALEK VS. AMERICA TOUR?
Hi, my name is Dan Bialek. I’m currently doing a national indie standup comedy tour.Basically, I’m letting my fans pick which cities and local venues they want to see me perform in and then I’m driving my Honda Civic across the country to do shows at a venues that they pick and help me set a show up at.
I’ll do a show pretty much anywhere (e.g. bar, coffeehouse, bowling alley, gun range, barn, etc.) except comedy clubs. I will not perform in comedy clubs. Please do not send me venue info or requests for comedy clubs.
If you want more information or have somewhere you want me to perform? Email me the venue location, description and contact info here:
[email protected]
WHO IN THE HELL IS DAN BIALEK?
I’ve been a standup comedian in Los Angeles for the past five years and have performed in and/or hosted over 1,500 shows in that time. I’ve written for the National Lampoon, ESPN and NBC. I just finished hosting two weekly web series for NBC’s Dotcomedy.com. I also write and maintain a blog called Dan Bialek Loves Kittens.Last summer while working as a online host for two comedy shows on NBC’s Dotcomedy.com I started making short video blogs in my computer room out of boredom. People seemed to like the vlogs. Eventually they caught on and received a bunch of hits on Myspace and YouTube. A few of my more popular ones are Worst Toilet Paper Ever, I’ll Fight A Blind Girl With A Knife In The Shower and Bookshelves For Jesus. You can view them all on my Youtube page www.youtube.com/dbloveskittens
While pursuing a career as a comedian I have also held, quit and been fired from dozens of random low-paying and oftentimes soul-draining jobs. A few of them include: elementary summer school teacher, substitute high school teacher in South Central Los Angeles, reporter and city editor for a small weekly newspaper in Hermosa Beach, security guard at the Warner Brothers movie lot, stock room clerk at Abercrombie & Fitch (blaring techno music for $8 an hour), book store cashier, E3 trade show emcee and product demonstrator, focus group participant (I got kicked out for talking too much), limosuine driver (I got fired after the first night), doorman and cover booth cashier at the World Famous Comedy Store in Hollywood, plus many, many more.
Please Don’t Whip Your Cock Out In Front Of My Mother
WHY SHOULD I CARE ABOUT HIS CRUMMY TOUR?
Because I’m funny and I really care about my fans and standup comedy. I’m sick of sitting around with a million other so-called comedians and complaining about the lack of stage time, the demeaning comedy club system and the apathetic audiences here in Los Angeles. Instead I’ve decided to drive across America and meet and perform for people who actually want to see me do live standup comedy.I’m putting this whole tour together all by myself. I built this website on my own with a bootlegged copy of Dreamweaver MX. I’m booking all of the venues on my own with no booking agent or manager to help me out. I’m driving to all of these venues myself in my dented, silver Honda Civic. I’ll also be filming and editing all of the footage from the places I visit and putting it up here and on YouTube for my fans to watch as the tour progresses.
I’ve decided to stop whining and to go out and do the kind of shows that I want to do for people who actually appreciate my sense of humor.
(Ok, maybe I’m not going to stop whining, but it really is one of the only things that I’m good at.)
Hopefully I’ll be coming and performing in a town near you soon.
Worst Toilet Paper Ever