Party Poser Critic and Head Poserazzi Reporter
We all watched patiently as she unfolded the holy grill, satisfying our visual taste buds as if we were eating at the last supper with Jesus himself.
Never too late, that's my dude in the black hat front and center. All my other dudes are in the distance glued to this females body in ah like hot butter and syrup on pancakes. My dog to the right was heavily foaming at the mouth, thinking to himself, "I sure would love to stick something shaped liked a horses c*ck in her mouth right now"... Even the ladies couldn't keep their eyes off of her. Except for the one ho bag to the left who was too busy pretending to carry on a conversation, at the same time, making sure no one steals her Dr. Pepper.
Quentin Styles 3 most favorite things to look at while enjoying his brew at Lake Havasu Memorial Day Weekend:
1. beautiful tan woman in stars and stripes bikini
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Mr. Juicy got Juiced by Sara Cox! It’s true; Mr. Juicy was out this with our very own Sara Cox. It looks like Sara is getting around just fine without her Ex. Here at Party Poser we try to warn our viewers before these things happen. This is now becoming an epidemic. Party Posers should be protecting themselves if going to hook up. We told you she has herpes and now you do dumb ass. This should be a lesson learned...!
Best Comment: 2 Cool says: He isnt allowed to smoke my pipes. Thats stuff on his lip got some stuff on his lip. He needs immediate relief. And this Cox girl is a diseased penis fly trap that lures men in with her lies and dirty talking. She has slept with 5 different people that I have lived with over the past 8 years. I knew better than to allow my Johnson in that trap of sess. But she can suck a mean schlong. And wheres her miny man to fight for her? Probably ducking his babies momma with this Sara.
Tossing salad is one thing, but eating cottage cheese is extremely fowl. Can we please get these Cougars a couple more drinks and maybe some breath mints for the ride back to my pad...
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