CODFACE!

EXTEND YOUR NECK!

Come and check me and Greg performing as Trouble Squad on the 7th July at Southwark Park London. For more info just check out my current shows or Bulletin (also aptly titled EXTEND YOUR NECK). It's go...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 07:18:00 GMT

Fear / Artsfest / Captain Land

Christ, I'm performing in 5 hours time! No matter how often I do this, I still get nervous. If anyone reads this, I want feedback on how you thought Captain Land went. Cheers me limpets! xx
Posted by on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 07:00:00 GMT

Digression

It would be all too easy to blame Herman Melville and Moby Dick for my uber - reliance upon digression, in practically all my endeavours. But I think it was the key that opened the flood gate to my sc...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 07:15:00 GMT

Incredibly Peurile Word Combos from Captain Ed & Flexmaster 500

This all started a long time ago between me and my musical bro in arms, Mr Flexmaster 500. We got into combining words that rhymed, giving them the maximum flex they deserved in an attempt to get each...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 07:35:00 GMT

Diaries

A brief thought for those of you who have taken the time to listen to my ridiculous witterings in the Book of Days bit on my music box; you'll see that I fancy myself as a bit o' a diarist. Have ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 08:05:00 GMT

Asbetos Gelos

Asbestos gelos - inextinguishable laughter! I am it's front man. I've been laughing or smiling for the past 26 years, right from the moment I pissed in the doctors face once my good mother had given b...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 03:52:00 GMT

Jeremy 'Fat Lungs' Steig

Imagine my horror / amazement, when sitting atop my throne, feeling I'd flipped out to every type of Jazz flautism known to bipeds; I heard the cacophony of Jeremy Steig, scre...
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 07:02:00 GMT