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Hangover Hobby Kit

I punish ovaries like they owe taxes and I'm the IRS

About Me

My name is Jeffrey Brady Lind Gibeaut Jr. Esquire, and I pretty much rock in every way possible. I like the finer things in life like sleeping. My Interests are as follows in no particular order:
Watching pr0n
Sleeping
Armani
Cars
Getting my drink on
Playing Music
Prada
Enjoying Life
I am often referred to as an ass by pretty much everyone. 60% of the time they're right everytime. My day goes as follows most of the time: Wake up somewhere around noon, go jog for a bit, play video games or music, work out around 5-6, eat some dinner, then I get to the exciting stuff. The exciting stuff is drinking quite heavily usually. I sometimes do stupid things when I have been drinking heavily, but I don't remember them, so I guess they didn't happen, right?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jeffrey Brady Lind Gibeaut Jr
Birthday: 2-12-83
Birthplace: Erlangen, Germany
Current Location: Charleston, SC
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown and Grey
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Hate
The Shoes You Wore Today: My comfy flops
Your Weakness: Mediterranen girls
Your Fears: Googling myself
Your Perfect Pizza: UCK
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To lose another 30lbs
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: OMGHI2UBBQ
Thoughts First Waking Up: Whoa!
Your Best Physical Feature: My Eyes
Your Bedtime: When i pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: 205k
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, right Greg??????????
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither thanks
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: v8s
Do you Swear: Like my mom taught me how.
Do you Sing: like an angel
Do you Shower Daily: i try
Have you Been in Love: yes, its for the birds. I doubt I will again
Do you want to go to College: I have
Do you want to get Married: Not anytime before Im 30
Do you belive in yourself: Of course
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Im an egotistical maniac, of course I do.
Are you a Health Freak: Yessa
Do you get along with your Parents: Occasionally
Do you like Thunderstorms: eh
Do you play an Instrument: guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: everyday
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: prescription drugs
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i wouldnt call it a date...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: With Kevin, but I dont know if that falls into the last month frame.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not quite warm enough for THAT
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: hearts
Ever been Drunk: Regularly
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: food
How do you want to Die: old
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: not myself
What country would you most like to Visit: Russia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: short but not real short
Height: 5'6and up
Weight: half of my current weight plus 15
Best Clothing Style: where you can tell they are a bitch. it gets my gears grinding
Number of Drugs I have taken: Got all day feller?
Number of CDs I own: 0
Number of Piercings: 4 inactive ones
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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My Interests

RX7's, Honda, Imports basically, Custom Motorcycles, weight lifting, jogging, reading manuals, writing music, looking at pretty women, going out with my friends, sleeping is a plus, and I also like listening to some sick musics

I'd like to meet:

Carl from ATHF, Roger Waters, Trey Anastasio, Fat Mike, and George Lucas

Pink Floyd - See Emily Play

This is why you don't do acid and record your antics.

Grateful Dead-Truckin'

This song speaks the truth brother

Music:

I like music that doesnt put me to sleep. Pretty much all music except for country and bluegrass. I hate bluegrass with a passion that I can not describe. I used to like ska. Now I like music that makes sense, such as:
H.I.M.
cKy (i've liked these two bands for a lot longer than viva la bam)
NOFX
Pink Floyd
US Bombs
Phish
and shit tons more, but these are pretty much my top 5.

Movies:

Old School, Star Wars (all 6), Anchorman, Bring It on, Saw (all 3), Blow, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, KIDS, Trainspotting, Transporter 1 & 2, and I like pornography for some reason.

Television:

Scrubs, Seinfeld, Squidbillies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, House of Carters marathons (Greg is with me on this one, right?), and The Soup

Books:

pr0n, Tommyland, Clockwork Orange, 1984, Honda Engine Builders Guide, HELMS 88-91 CRX w/DOHC VTEC supplement,The Kama Sutra

Heroes:

Peter North, George W. Bush, Colonel Sanders, Adam Sandler, Hank The Angry Drunken Dwarf, and Beetlejuice. I don't really think you need hero's in life. Oh yea, and The Sean, because he doesn't put up with no lip.

My Blog

Truckin': Guaranteed to be a Long Strange Trip

So in the past two weeks my summer itinerary just got insanely busier. I had wanted to a lot more this summer but its looking like I wont be able to, unofrtunately. Destinations for summer '07:Lexingt...
Posted by There's Something About Earl on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 11:34:00 PST

My week in numbers

1 interupted oral sex encounter1 overheard sex encounter in a bathroom (sounded hawt-haha)1 bottle of everclear gone1 handle of Morgan gone1 Little Caesars Pizza (WHAT son?!)2 New Songs learned2 Under...
Posted by There's Something About Earl on Fri, 11 May 2007 02:13:00 PST

Set Controls For the Heart of the Sun

I wish the sun would stay out today. Here I am trying to get my tan on and the damn thing keeps going away every 5 minutes. Also, why is it that the underside of your arms never seems to tan right? I ...
Posted by There's Something About Earl on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:05:00 PST

2001 Maniacs: A Movie Travesty

2001 Maniacs- I give it -2 stars. Memorable quotes:   Rufus: Any more luggage, boy?  Malcolm:  Boy? Ain't y'all motherfuckers ever heard of the Civil Rights Movement? Rufus: I...
Posted by There's Something About Earl on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:47:00 PST

Roboitussin-Not just for coughs anymore

So I consider myself on the up and up when it comes to how drugs work and what they will do to you. I have never done any over the counter drugs to get fugged up on and never will, until today. Howeve...
Posted by There's Something About Earl on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:52:00 PST

Who is Greg Brady?

You may be wondering why the change of name and picture. Well here is my best attempt to explain why. Back about 3.5 years ago I was on honda-tech.com when a moderator was handing out titles to member...
Posted by There's Something About Earl on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 10:52:00 PST

Why I take Russian

So I can order a bride and inform her of how to cook, what I like, and what her limits are. I don't want this to be a Shake and Carl (ATHF) situation.
Posted by There's Something About Earl on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 11:31:00 PST