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About Me

I dare say with a quote like "He does'nt laugh, he vibrates" - jimbo is a legend. Ok Ok ok, after great demand from loadsa folks, here is my profile. Enjoy!
I'm 20 (my god that old already?) and from a little hole up in "northland" called Darlington. (Near newcastle for the directionally impaired) But I live in the hell hole and chav infested society known as slough. I work at Legoland operating rides and generally being a monkey that pushes buttons. (Yeah I get the northern monkey joke, you dont have to spell it out to me. Hyuck).
The first rule about being around me - never feed me coffee, unless you like a retarded squirrel bouncing around. Yeah, I get kinda hyper sometimes... but thats fine... there are people worse! Don't go thinking you're safe because I havent had coffee, I'll still make you stand and do mexican waves in the queue lines with me :D. I'm quite happy to make an exhibition of myself in public :D
Oh yeah, and coffee makes me bounce like a retarded squirrel. On coffee.
If you want to know anything in particular, like where you left the tv remote or your wallet, gimme a shout.
Craig
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The man who invented sliced bread so I could see if it really IS the best thing to happen.

My Blog

You've gotta be kidding me

So, I come home from work, to get bags to go straight to the train station, and my cousin asks me "Craig, what have you done with the tv?" I say "Y'what???" she goes"the tv, its not there anymore". Na...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 14:25:00 GMT

Niagra Falls

This isnt funny. I just woke up (its 8.20am) to a torrent (and I dont mean just a tricle, and actual TORRENT of water coming throw my bedroom window. Apparently the double glazing is shit, and its mon...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 00:26:00 GMT

The house is reformed

Well, at long last its september, and finally the house is together! We're finally moved in to our new house in Portsmouth :DThe gang is back in a new house, new kitchen and no nobcheese on the wall.....
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 06:58:00 GMT

Lumberjack!

Ok, its stupid o'clock in the morning (9am) and these guys have been working since six cutting down trees, wearing high heals and eating buttered scones for tea. I have a lumberjack infestation in my ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 01:32:00 GMT

The perils of working at legoland...

Working at Legoland can be quite a dangerous thing to do sometimes, and our stuntman codenamed "Legoman" shows us in this video exactly why:The moral of this story? The staff are worse than the kids!T...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 12:07:00 GMT

Appeal

I would normally fill this with bollocks, but in light of this new information, I must now put out this following appeal.We all love David Hasselhoff, we watch his tv shows, laugh at his cringing pict...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 19:07:00 GMT

Snakes!!! On a plane!

Its that time folks! Yes, thats right, time for: more random bollocks!This time, its snakes on a plane! What a random way to assasinate someone! I mean yeah dip them in a vat of molten lava, or shoot ...
Posted by on Wed, 31 May 2006 17:53:00 GMT

The update of the profile

It is said that once every blue moon the one that is Craig will come and update his profile. Today is a blue moon. I hope you like!!!!Yeah, some of the pics I put up are from my freshers week (the one...
Posted by on Tue, 30 May 2006 20:04:00 GMT

The "O" Key

Y0u have n0 idea h0w l0ng it has taken t0 write this, but I figured I better sinc e i'm getting c0mplaints ab0ut the lack 0f stuff 0n here...  my "o" key seems t0 be 0n strike :S damned uni0n&nbs...
Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 06:06:00 GMT