[a guy was driving when a cop pulled him over he rolled down his window and said to the cop is there a problem officer no problem at all i just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 safe driver award congratulations what do you think youre going to do with the money he thought for a minute and said well I guess Ill go get that drivers license the lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman oh dont pay attention to him hes a smartass when hes drunk and stoned the guy from the back seat said i told you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car at that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said are we over the border yet]((Alas Wilson, my trusty steed, now is the time of your reckoning, for there was a time when you were just a filthy whelp, now you have grown to your full strength and are ready to learn fighting techniques. You shall now learn the techniques only the few who are enlightened to the chode posses. Your first technique shall be called the Bloody Zipper of Shitty Chodiness. Grasp your opponents chode like you would grasp a zipper and pull with all the force of a hurricane. Pull with all your strength and if performed right your opponents chode will tear off and blood and excrement shall go all over. Practice this and learn it well, once you have mastered this, you will learn more techniques.))
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L Lovable
O Overwhelming
V Valiant
E Exhausting
A Amorous
C Creepy
I Ideal
D Delicious
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