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Hi! I'm David. I live with my wife and son at my parent's house. Now most people think that isn't cool. But I assure you, Elvis, his wife and kid all lived with his parents, so rest assured, it is indeed cool, contrary to popular belief.
I live in Nevada, MO. It doesn't get much better than that. Where else in the world can you pick up bus station skanks at the 71 motel? Nowhere, that's where.
I own my own corporation where I make minimum wage. And after Uncle Sam and the Mafia take their cuts and I pay my bookie, I've got pay for my overpriced, high-deductable insurance. So that leaves me with very little at the end of the day. So I usually have to beg and borrow to make ends meet. Once again that might not seem too cool. But I know lots of rappers who started off hustling drugs, boosting cars, and robbing liquer stores. So again, definately cool.
All in all, when you get to know me, I'm a decent guy. I'm kind of like redneck and ghetto blended together and unleashed on the unsuspecting suburbs. Paper pushing desk jockey by day, crime fighting vigilante by night. I am David.
Your Hero and future Leader,
David Marshall Ryan Esq.
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My Interests

I'm into Movies/TV. I'm the king of six degrees of Kevin Bacon.

I'm into video games. I've got all the systems. I've got all the games. I'm a wizard.

I'm into music. I like just about all music. I like classic and modern rock, alt rock. I'm into hiphop. I can dig country. I try and stay away from that screaming bullcrap that nobody can understand. I'm too mellow. That stuff gives me a headache.I also like listening to my good ol' buddy Mo Diddy who is in 3 bands and is a solo artist?

I'm into chicks...mostly my wife...and Paris Hilton...and Jessica Simpson...and Queen Latifah (WTF!...Did I mean to say that?)...and Britney Spears (with my illegitimate kid)...oh, did I mention my wife...Oh, and the neighbor lady.

I also have a year old son. He can is learning to run and jump, fire a gun, poach/trespass, and panhandle!!!

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I'd like to meet:

Let's just forget the people I'd like to meet and talk about the ones I've already met. I've met Stone Cold and P-NUT hasn't. And that's the bottom line. I've met David Arquette. I met Britney Spears back at my place...before I was married of course. I met Elvis and Hank Hill at Taco Palace. One time I met a car head on. The one person who I regret meeting is that effing Neil Patrick Harris.
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Music:

Matchbox 20, Remy Zero, Collective Soul, Goo Goo Dolls, Gin Blossoms, Counting Crows, Better Than Ezra, Foo Fighters, The Verve, Smashing Pumpkins, Eve 6, Jimmy Eat World, Stroke 9, Blues Traveler, Barenaked Ladies, Third Eye Blind, The Lemonheads, Blink-182, Everclear, John Mayer, Incubus, Vertical Horizon, STP, Nirvana, New Found Glory, Bon Jovi, Van Halen, I can't name everything, but you know I like me a little bit of that space bastard, "The Disco Strangler" David Moses Byerly and that Doghouse Band. And the Chump Change Blues Band!!!!

Movies:

Update!!! So once every five years or so comes a movie that is just so incredible, so delightful, so uplifting to the spirit, it warrants entry into the top 25. This one crept all the way up to the 12 spot knocking Forest Gump out of my top 25.
Current Top 25:
1 Real Men
2 Back to the Future
3 National Lampoon's Vacation
4 The Breakfast Club
5 The Goonies
6 Napoleon Dynamite
7 Star Wars
8 First Blood
9 National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
10 Ghostbusters
11 The Wizard
12 Borat
13 Rocky IV
14 Dazed and Confused
15 Billy Madison
16 Dumb and Dumber
17 Home Alone
18 Beverly Hills Cop
19 Young Guns
20 Can't Buy Me Love
21 JFK
22 Caddyshack
23 Karate Kid
24 Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
25 The Pistol: The Birth of a Legend
I really wanted to squeeze Pulp Fiction and Sin City on this list. I may be able to con myself into sneaking one of them in. But to knock off Indiana Jones would be going against everything I stand for.

Television:

Saved by the Bell is my all time fave!!! Smallville comes in second. My other faves are House, 24, American Idol(Go Taylor Hicks!!!), Seinfeld, Cheers, Beavis and Butt-head, Welcome Back Kotter, Dallas, Magnum PI, A-team, MacGyver, Perfect Strangers, Head of the Class, 90210, Punk'd, That 70's Show, and the Tom Green Show.

Books:

I think I'll wait for the movie to come out...

Heroes:

Hulk Hogan, John Elway, Zack Morris, and Elvis. And my other favorite hero is Superman.