Video store rant |
All You Fuckers Need To Go The Fuck AwayAll right, fuckers. It's time for you to go the fuck away. Yeah, I'm talking to you. All you. Fuckers. What the fuck are you doing here? You motherfuckers. Fuck...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 03:17:00 GMT |
EAT BABIES!!!! |
Oh so good!
Posted by on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 22:36:00 GMT |
Car returned, no money lost. |
Well, I was just kicking it at home today, with a horrible hangover, when I get a phone call: the cops found my car! A friend of mine (actually, the current owner of the car) picked me up and we went ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 19:51:00 GMT |
Fucking shit!! |
Some fucker stole my car last night. Right in front of my apartment. What the fuck?!?!? Them fuckers. Fucking crackheads. Actually, a lot of cars get fucked with in this neighborhood. What a bitch. An...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 01:57:00 GMT |
Chewin' on an ear - in my dreams! |
Just thought I'd relate this little story to y'all... I had a dream last night where I was fighting with my brother Ben, cuz he was trying to steal some pie I had baked. (Weird, huh? I never cook.) S...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 14:09:00 GMT |
Does anybody read these? |
Sigh! My life is so boring right now. As my roommate Melina pointed out, all I do is work, sleep, eat, smoke, drink...and that's about it. I hang out with friends sometimes...actually, all I really do...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 00:26:00 GMT |
Read my blog! |
I really wanted to write a blog, but then when I started this one, I had nothing to say. So here I am, saying nothing. What's new in my life? I just got promoted to assistant manager at ye olde Video ...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 01:57:00 GMT |
