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Biers

Not today, not on Rex Manning day.

About Me

I'm kinda sorta tall, but not really compared to some people. As everyday goes by, it looks more and more likely that I will be barely employed forever. My current aspirations are gaining employment as a daytime bartender, becoming a trophy husband/european gigolo, buying a MacBook, and to finish writing something that I started. I wear pants and shirts, I mean, I'm Biers.

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My Interests

Everything, well, almost everything. Improv is my latest interest.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone, especially one of my many female celebrity crushes. A girl that I like, i.e. one that deserves me (by deserves, I mean can tolerate my crazy antics) and can spell or at least knows how to use a dictionary.

Music:

I'm going to be a jackass and list every band/group/artist that I really like that is listed on my iTunes. So sit back, relax and enjoy.AFI, The Academy Is..., Alkaline Trio, Arctic Monkeys, Armor for Sleep, Ash, The Ataris, Atmosphere, Bad Religion, The Beatles, Bedouin Soundclash, Ben Kweller, Ben Lee, Bob Mould, Bouncing Souls, Built to Spill, The Common Place, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Dan Band, Dangerdoom, Dashboard Confessional, The Dead Milkmen, Dean Martin, The Descendents, Dillinger Four, Dropkick Murphy's, Elastica, Elvis Costello, Elvis Presley, Evan Dando, The Exit, Face to Face, The Fags, Fall Out Boy, Finch, Flogging Molly, Foo Fighters, Frank Black, Freedy Johnston, The Get Up Kids, Good Riddance, Green Day, Guster, The Hold Steady, Hot Water Music, Hum, Ike Reilly, Jimmy Eat World, Joe Strummer, The K.G.B., Keane, The Killers, Kings of Leon, The Lawrence Arms, The Lemonheads, Less Than Jake, Lily Allen, The Living End, Mae, Me First & the Gimme Gimmes, Midtown, Mike Doughty, Millencolin, Motion City Soundtrack, My Chemical Romance, Neil Diamond, No Use For A Name, NOFX, Outkast (Big Boi and Andre), Panic! At the Disco, Paul Westerberg, Pavement, Pixies, The Police, The Presidents of the United States of America, Propaghandi, Queens of the Stone Age, The Ramones, Rancid, The Replacements, Reverend Horton Heat, Rilo Kiley, The Riverboat Gamblers, Rooney, The Roots, Rufio, RX Bandits, Sam Cooke, Saves the Day, Screeching Weasel, Self, Social Distortion, Somerset, Soul Coughing, The Starting Line, Stellastarr*, Strung Out, The Submarines, The Subways, Sugar, Sugarcult, Taking Back Sunday, Ted Leo and The Pharmacists, They Might Be Giants, Thursday, Ultimate Fakebook, Unwritten Law, The Vandals, The Weakerthans, Weezer, Wilco, Yellowcard.

Movies:

I watch movies. That's what I do now.

Television:

the O.C., the Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, Scrubs, SeaLab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, the War at Home, Arrested Development, Las Vegas, How I Met Your Mother, Two and a Half Men, Bones, Lost, Veronica Mars, South Park, My Name is Earl, the Office, Deadwood, Rescue Me, Entourage, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Nip/Tuck, the Wire, Weeds, Dexter, Studio 60.

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, books by Bernard Cornwell, Jeffery Deaver, and Nick Hornby. The books on the top 100 Modern Novels List.

Heroes:

Myself, I'm awesome. I think someone else recently became my hero, but I cannot remember who it was.

My Blog

Highlander: the Final Dimension is a good movie.

On a completely unrelated note. I found my nemesis on the myspace and it made me angry. It probably shouldn't, but without me really knowing him at all, I am fairly confident that he is a tremendous d...
Posted by Biers on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:20:00 PST

A (possibly) insensitive approach to rebuilding the bridge.

Governor Pawlenty said it will cost around $150-300 million to rebuild the bridge. Now, that is around half the cost of the new Twins Stadium and is on a plot of land that is much smaller. Not to ment...
Posted by Biers on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 06:45:00 PST

The Danger of Churros

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070720/od_afp/mexicohealthobes ity_070720210958;_ylt=Aj_lX671i9BRjeqZoB1Ssc0E1vAII think he needs more fiber.
Posted by Biers on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 09:27:00 PST

I've seen 217 out of 240 movies

SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 85 movies, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 240 movies on this list. Copy this list to repost.  Then, put Xs next to the movies you've seen, a...
Posted by Biers on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:34:00 PST

You've been Xd.

I had a dream last night that I was watching a movie and the creator of this movie, Jamie Kennedy was at the theater. Upon the movie ending, I announced to everyone that the movie sucked and I wa...
Posted by Biers on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 06:29:00 PST

July 7th, 2007

So for those of you that do not know, I will be doing stand-up again at Acme, as part of the Twin Cities Funniest Person Contest. I probably won't win, but you should all show up, so you can laugh lou...
Posted by Biers on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 04:58:00 PST

Pan-Fried Walleye and Twins of the Baseball Ilk

One of my favorite activities ever is shopping for books. If I won the lottery, I would have to open or buy a bookstore, so I could just grab whatever I wanted. I went to Booksmart yesterday and purch...
Posted by Biers on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 09:58:00 PST

Movies of the Comedy Sort

Hey you guys! As some of you know and all of you should know, I like movies, a lot. I think it would not be overestimating to say that movies take up at least 80% of my day. That number is probably a ...
Posted by Biers on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 07:48:00 PST

Freedom isn't Free

As I was doing my usual internet surfing routine this morning, I came across something interesting. It was a link for a contest (I think, I didn't really follow it, I'm terrible at research). This "li...
Posted by Biers on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 10:34:00 PST

Post Christmas Blog

This is the blog where I tell you about all the cool shit I got for Christmas because Christmas is all about the giving and getting of presents, mostly the getting. This year, I asked for and got the ...
Posted by Biers on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 06:58:00 PST