I hardly go on this shit so dont expect me to reply oh yeah I like sex and i like beans and im mexican
Name: jordan
Birthdate: 2/29/79
Birthplace: oaxaca
Current Location: palos negros nigguh!
Eye Color: caca brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 4'12
Weight: 130
Piercings: prince albert
Tatoos: no cuz i'll go to hell
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: yes
Overused Phraze: i farted...or...me estoy cagando
FAVORITES
Food: anything...except queso,sushi,n something i can't remember
Candy: edible panties
Number: (310)549-5000
Color: braun,blu,blak,gray,red,purple,green,n a couple more i can't member
Animal: trouser
Drink: coca
Alcohol Drink: crown extra
Bagel: bolillo
Letter: 7
Body Part on Opposite sex: everything(i like big butts n i cannot lie)
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: or
Strawberry or Watermelon: bof
Hot tea or Ice tea: holy water
Chocolate or Vanilla chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug: kiss,hug,n grab
Dog or Cat: perro
Rap or Punk: corridos
Summer or Winter: bof
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: bof
Love or Money: bof...$
YOUR...
Bedtime: when i fall asleep
Most Missed Memory: '94 red lightning
Best phyiscal feature: my ass........on my face
First Thought Waking Up: jerk it or not?
Goal for this year: sepa la madre
Best Friends: wat??!!the little poeple
Weakness: sex
Fears: no sex
Heritage: MEXICAN
Longest relationship: 8 months i think
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: shit no...i'll go to hell
Ever Smoked: same shit
Pot: ceramic
Ever been Drunk: i don't remember
Ever been beaten up: no...just like 5 times
Ever beaten someone up: my girlfriend
Ever Shoplifted: i ain't that strong
Ever Skinny Dipped: maybe
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: no they have cooties
Been Dumped Lately: no thats fucking nasty
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: hazel
Favorite Hair Color: grey & white
Short or Long: bof
Height: short
Style: cholas
Looks or Personality: bof...looks
Hot or Cute cute
Drugs and Alcohol: jus no crazy shit like
Muscular or Really Skinny: what the fuck....buff of course
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: the past has passed...plus i don't remember..fuck it
What country do you want to Visit: amsterdam...the red light district
How do you want to Die: having sex or in a blazing gun fight
Been to the Mall Lately: que?!!?
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes i do
Get along with your Parents: yeah
Health Freak: yes...i'm on the bean diet
Do you think your Attractive: thats wat she said...noce?
Believe in Yourself: yeah...cuz i'm always right bitch
Want to go to College: que que!!??
Do you Smoke: fuck that..
Do you Drink: of course;sodas,agua bendita,jugo
Shower Daily: weekly
Been in Love: maybe
Do you Sing: when i drive by myself....alot,i'm good
Want to get Married: later
Do you want Children: only like a soccer team
Have your future kids names planned out: refugio,jakim,osama,iraq,iran,jordan
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 40...like my hero
Hate anyone: NEGROS,bush,niceguyeddie,munkee,jordan,my girlfriend jk,my penis jk,gary,raymond,
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