I'm rude, loud and annoying. I'll be your friend as long as you are not ugly. When it comes to sports, I don't play any, even though I'm amazing at all of them. I'll be fake to you if you're fake to me. Besides on your clothes. If they hideous, I'll tell you. Call me cute, I'll call you cute. Call me ug, and I'll sleep with your mom's best friend. Guy or girl, just to make a point. I hate people with no sense of humor. My best friend is a Mannish-woman. I've never had a real relationship with anyone and probably won't for a while because I'll never make the first move. I'm extremely hyper and optimistic almost all the time. I don't smoke or do drugs - Yeah, I'm a rebel. I have a thousand nick names and I'd love more! If you got a good one, call me it. If you got a bad one, call youself it. I love when people dress nice. I love compliments, even though I don't get any :( . I don't care about wasting gas or money. They aren't that important. I can't find the perfect hair cut for me, probably because nothing goes with bald (another reason for no relationship). I want to be your BFF for life (Mine is annoying the shit out of me). I'll swear once in a while, mainly for humor. If you need help with anything, talk to me. I LOVE to help. If you have a great Drag Queen name send it to me. It's my fetish! :D Thanks for listening.
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