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Johnson

You should see me noodle the ladies.

About Me

My name is Gregory Johnson, and I am currently serving in the United States Navy. I am stationed at VFA 125 in Lemoore, California.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet somebody extremely flexible. Preferably a girl that would also do backflips on command. Well... At least 28% of the time.

My Blog

RE: I've left you 298430 comments

----------------- Original Message -----------------From: Jessica Mick GingerDate: Dec 19 2006 7:09 AM... so I'll leave you a message instead, haha.Getting your wisdom teeth extracted is SURGERY. The...
Posted by Johnson on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 02:38:00 PST

A blog about...

...The greatest girlfriend (as in girl that is a FRIEND) who is none other than:MS. JOHNSON!And she probably thought I was kidding.Wrong!Today, about five minutes ago she deemed me cool enough to know...
Posted by Johnson on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 05:24:00 PST

Terrible!

I FEEL TERRIBLE!BOO ALCOHOL! BOO!!!I once made a promise with Begin not to open her expensive bottle of water from Norway she gave me as a gift unless I had a horrible hangover.I was hoping I'd never ...
Posted by Johnson on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 09:44:00 PST

El Centro.

I'm penciled in for El Centro November 26th - December 1st.I'm also supposed to be finally getting paid for the Whidbey Island detachment, which will be a FAT check. Full refund for the hotel plus twe...
Posted by Johnson on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 04:42:00 PST

It still drops calls, but at least it talks to you.

So anyway, I just wanted to post this one little blog about my brother's cell phone. It talks to you like my PowerBook talks to me! When you scroll through his contact list the phone sounds off each ...
Posted by Johnson on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 10:10:00 PST

Ill rhymes.

Is this thing on? Uh. Mic check. One two. One two. DJ CHICKEN NOODLE IN DA HOUSE YA LIKE VOLTSVAGON; FOR YO' SAKE YOU BEST BE NOT HATIN'; SLAP U IN THE FACE WIT MY FAMOUS NOODLE; YO' FACE BE HURT...
Posted by Johnson on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 11:17:00 PST