otter ♥ penguin.
♥:
+ my name is winnie. and no, it's not funny when you ask, "the pooh?"
+ I attend UCSD
+ I like the word monkey, monkeys, and all other monkey-like things. don't ask me why, I don't know.
+ I love to sing.
+ I come off as a bitch but truthfully I couldn't care less about what other ppl do, I'm just fucking confident lol.
+ I love my real friends.
+ I love some fake ones too, but I shouldn't.
+ I don't lie. ask me a question and you'll get a true answer because I don't care enough to sugarcoat things for you.
+ I love Dane Cook.
+ I love Dave Chappelle.
+ I love Kathy Griffin.
+ I love to laugh and to smile but sometimes there just isn't anything to smile about.
+ I love to do my nails because I have buttloads of nail polish.
+ I really like to say bag of douche.
+ I love Anberlin
+ I'm fluent in cantonese, mandarin, and english, motherfuckers. call me a fob and I'll laugh in your face because yea, I was born in HK, but my english is still better than yours.
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- NOW, more than ever, I hate people who don't respect my space.
- I find it extremely funny when someone starts wearing makeup at 12 ... why? I'm 19, and I don't feel the need to. You can call me ugly. You can call me stupid. But at the end of the day, the face my fiance is looking at is the face I've had on all day. So you can go ahead and laugh ... but I'll be the one laughing the hardest when you're 30 and have the skin of a 50-year-old.
- I hate people who flake on me.
- I hate liars, cheats, etc.
- I hate people who say one thing, do another, and still don't get why they're hypocrites. know this: when I do something hypocritical, I'm fully fucking aware. I'm doing it so you can learn something from it.
- I hate it when I have to pee and I can't find a [clean] bathroom.
- I hate not being able to sleep.
- I especially hate not being able to sleep because some idiot is just talking way too fucking loud for life.
- I hate it when I'm hungry but I don't feel like eating.
- I hate when people say "you just don't understand my music" and then go on to criticize mine.
- I hate creepy people. admittedly, I can do creepy things, but I'm cute enough to not be creepy.
- I sound like a pompous jerk, but those who care to find out know that I'm not.
- I hate people who don't keep their word.
- I hate when someone says they'll call and don't do it.
- I hate it more when I tell them that it annoys me, they promise to change, and they still do it.
- these people should go suck a dick.
- I hate feeling left behind.
- I hate people who make me feel that way.