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John Flowers

About Me

You could easily make John Flowers day to day life into a T.V. reality program/movie of the week/major motion picture/ or sit com..."breaking my back is the best thing thats ever happened to me." border line/ full blown sociopath/violent temper prone to fits of screaming. A real "people person" . happy go lucky with a devil may care attitude but at times impossible to deal with. Often speaks in incomplete or one syllable sentences. or doesnt speak when spoken to.Known to talk to people that are not really there.Argues with himself over minor things. can tell time only on digital display clocks.Seems to prefer the company of animals rather than that of humans.Considers direct eye contact as a personal threat. the views and opinions expressed are not those of John Flowers...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

John Flowers would like to meet you in a dark alley.hopefully you carry alot of cash. G.I. Joe: Cold Slither

My Blog

BLACK METAL HISTORY MONTH

JOHN FLOWERS IS PROUD TO ANNOUNCE MARCH AS BLACK METAL HISTORY MONTH .  PEOPLE SHOULD USE THIS TIME TO REFLECT ON ALL THE ACHIEVEMENTS OF OUR NORDIC BROTHERS . IN THESE TURBULENT TIMES SOME PEOPLE STI...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 06:39:00 GMT

FINALLY !! PATRICK TRIBBET !!

 at long last underground extreme metal drummer patrick tribbet  is back on the music scene ! a true original and talented musician , producer, song writer .  JOHN FLOWERS is very pleas...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Nov 2008 01:06:00 GMT

myspace suicide part II

attempt failed /my computer froze......i took it as a sign.
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 14:39:00 GMT

american idol ?

sometimes John Flowers wishes that a herd of angry rampaging elephants would charge into american idol and brutally maim ,disfigure, and terrorize and kill the contestants ,judges, and audience ....
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 19:40:00 GMT

wonderful waste of time

John Flowers says , " Now that ive tried  myspace , its very similar  to stamp collecting and almost as exciting."
Posted by on Sat, 10 May 2008 17:02:00 GMT

JFF 3000

On may 6 2008, John Flowers became self aware. This was a huge threat to national security and man kind itself. Now hundreds of years in the future the remnants of  civilization are sending back ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 13:08:00 GMT