NIGE NAVIGATOR

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 NIGE NAVIGATOR is 28. He Is A Cocktail Slingin, Sailor Mouthed Son of a Double Barreled Shotgun of a Bartender. He is One Half of The LAZY MCs, A Lifetime Achievement Not To Be Confused with Laissez-Faire. Fuck fame the NAVIGATOR Just Wants Some Money. There Is A Sale On Hammocks And He Really Needs To Experience The kind of Lazy Relaxation That a Good Hammock, Built for Two, Swinging Between Two Trees, Could Provide. This Big Haired Big Personality Bathes in Bourbon and Dines with THe Highest of the High CHilling on the Low Low With Mad Felafels Writing Rhymes On Pita Utilizing only the HOTTEST of Hot Sauces. If You leave the House to Party with This Guy, Put on Some Clean Undies and Bring Your Sunglasses And Two Days of Provisions, Provisions Not Being Food, Though Food Will Not Be Provided Either, BUt We Will Graze Girls Kitchens From Party to Party, Searching for the Ultimate Snack Food, High Quality Olives, Pate for Bonus, Chorizo for Jesse, Tacos for ADOGG, Bearded Clams For Rueben, Sharp Cheddar and Triscuits, Two Day old Spaghetti, English Muffins, Pepperocini...The World is A Buffet And NIGE NAVI Has Come To Get His. This Tall Tattoed Trouble Maker is A SHORT STORY Writer Who Assassinates The Popular Belief That Anyone SHould EVER Write About Their Gay European Vacation Slash-Love-Affair-After-College. Those Writers Should Eat A Dick If They Already Haven't, Its a Bullshit Memory Jerk-Off, and Also its NON FICTION. Instead, He creates Lucid Love Affairs between Super Nerd Scooter Gangs And Their Lightning storm Infusion Scooter Monsters Who Have Developed AN UNQUENCHABLE Thirst For The Average BMX Riders Blood. OOOHHH NIGE NAVI!!! He's Nasty, He's Ridiculous, And His Deep Raspy Rotten Rhymes Are Potent Like that Good Dank From the Club, Or Rattlesnake Venom, Or Shampoo in your Eyeball, Or a Microphone Stuck UP YOUR...Its Not That Kind Of Party, But If You like To Party With HOT CHICAS, Smoke THe Muthafuckin House Down, Are a Fan of DANCE PARTY USA, Come Join NIGE NAVIGATOR on a Supernatural Quest. Close the Blinds, Kick Those Feet Up On The Ottoman, Grab A Serving Bowl of Cereal, Put ICE In The Bong, And find Your Inner Laziness, Maybe Even Your CHI, And feel Time Slow To A Crawl, With Music from NIGE NAVIGATOR!!!