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SO A POLISH PRIEST GOES TO HAVE A WORD WITH THE POPE. HE FALLS TO HIS KNEES, CRYING SAYING TO THE POPE "HELP ME FATHER, AND FORGIVE ME... WHAT SHOULD I DO? I DO NOT BELIEVE IN GOD ANYMORE!!!" DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE POPE SAYS TO HIM IN RETURN??? "FAKE IT"...... And soooooooo many people do.............////////// SHE/JOJO: DOESN'T LIKE TO SHARE THE REMOTE, EATS EVERYTHING WITH CHOPSTICKS, IS A CREATURE OF COMFORT, PAINTS HER TOENAILS CLEAR,AND FIRE ENGINE RED DOESN'T MIND THE TOILET SEAT UP, (not like a i'm a man or anything, i can put da damn seat down fa myself.....) LOVE TO TELL PEOPLE TO PUT THESE NUTS DOWN YOUR THROAT, ( i dunno...IT'S MY THING TO SAY.... it cracks me up lol hahahahahahah) CAN'T SLEEP IN SILENCE, LOVES ALONE TIME, PREFERS CATS OVER PEOPLE, ISN'T EASY TO IMPRESS............ ENJOYS SUSHI, BUT DOESN'T GET THE CHANCE TO EAT IT ALOT, LOVES KIDS,BUT RATHER BE A MOM,NOT A BABY MAMA(NO OFFENSE), WISHES MY DVD COLLECTION WAS BIGGER, WANTS A FUTURE THAT WILL MAKE MY PAST JEALOUS..... I'M SUCH A WEIRDO, NOT THAT I EAT BOOGERS OR ANYTHING, BUT IN THE SENSE THAT MY INTELLECT IS ON A DIFFERENT LEVEL THAN MUST FEMALES OR MALES AT THAT.I LOVE EDUCATIONAL PROGRAMS, AND LEARNING ABOUT THE HUMAN BODY AND MIND, PSYCHOLOGY FASCINATES THE FUCK OUT OF ME, AND I CAN'T HELP IT. I ENJOY THE HELL OUT OF COLLEGE, AND I ONLY WISH I HAD THE SAME SENTIMENT WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL,SEEING AS HOW IT WAS A BIG SOCIAL MEETING 5 DAYS A WEEK FOR ME.... I'M A NERD AND PROUD OF IT, SILLY SIMPLE THINGS MAKE ME LAUGH, AND I LOVE SONIC FAST FOOD COMMERCIALS, AS WELL AS ORBITZ GUM COMMERCIALS THE COUPLES ARE SO CUTE AND FUNNY...IF YOUR READING THIS AND ASSUMING THAT I MIGHT BE A BIT STRANGE, THANK (THE HELL OUTTA) YOU, BECAUSE ALL IT'S SAYING IS THAT I'M NOT LIKE YOU. I'M ABOVE ORDINARY, I'M JOVANCE AND THERE'S NOTHING STRANGE ABOUT THAT....,//////////THE WORLD IS NOT A HAPPY, LOVING PLACE SO I'M NOT GOING TO HOLD ANYBODIES HAND, NOR CATER TO ANYBODIES NEEDS OR WANTS, BUT MY OWN....FAKE PEOPLE:THERE DIRTY PIGS, WHO DON'T HAVE THE COMMON SENSE TO DISREGARD THEIR OWN SHIT... LITERALLY, SO TO THEM I SAY, "FUCK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY"...//////////I TALK TO MYSELF ALOT CAUSE THERE'S NOBODY I CAN TRUST WITH MY FEELINGS AND SECRETS BUT MY THOUGHTS......[(a portal into the visions that haunt this artist, my whisperings abuse me and leaves scars)]I LEARNED HOW TO LOVE MYSELF. WHEN U GIVE SO MUCH TO OTHERS WITH NOTHING BACK IN RETURN, THAT SHIT WEIGHS DOWN ON YOUR EMOTIONS AND YOU FORGET TO TAKE CARE OF YOU. WHEN U CAN LOVE YOURSELF FULLY WITH NO CARE FOR WHAT THE WORLD THINKS OF YOU, THE BENEFIT EQUALS TOTAL SELF BLISS...... AND I'M IN MY OWN LAND OF BLISS. I'M VERY LAID BACK (JUST LIKE A "TRUE TAURUS" THE BULL) AND FED THE FUCK UP WITH BULL SHITTERS WHO BULLSHIT AS A PROFESSION. I'M TIRED OF ALL THESE TEST,THOUGH THEY MAKE ME STRONGER, I'M WAITING FOR MY TESTIMONY........ ANYWAYS LET ME, LET YOU GET BACK TO WHAT YOU WERE DOING, YOUR ONLY HERE FOR THE PICTURES RIGHT???? fashion layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts.com / MyHotComments