Bill - ProfilesArchive

About Me

On August 18, 1984, the world changed when my mother shit me into this cruel world. Since then, I have tryed to escape back into other wombs when I get the chance. I love hot wings, beer and the occasion chance to show-case my sharp wit. I enjoy fast cars, blondes with big boobies, and channel surfing.s e l f e s t e e m r a c i s m s e l f e s t e e m s e l f e s t e e m s e l f e s t e e m s e l f e s t e e m s e l f e s t e e m s e l f e s t e e m s e l f e s t e e m Click here to get Falling Objects s e l f e s t e e m s e l f e s t e e m s e l f e s t e e m s e l f e s t e e m s e l f e s t e e m s e l f e s t e e m s e l f e s t e e m s e l f e s t e e m s e l f e s t e e m s e l f e s t e e m s e l f e s t e e m s e l f e s t e e m s e l f e s t e e m s e l f e s t e e m s e l f e s t e e m .. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Mostly me, but sometimes them, but mostly me.

I'd like to meet:

Sanjia Malaka, Dr. Phil, Phillip Morris, Danny Glover, Frank Sinatra (living), and Anakin Skywalker.

Big Strass Dog Friend Space

Big Strass Dog has 1,000,000 enemies.

Chuck Norris

a

Music:

you're hearin it. Anything that can tie the sweet stench of murder, and masterbating to Teen Vogue together. Christopher Brick-head. Flag-football. Indie Rap and hard-core speed metal.

Movies:

fat albert, boner jams 03, hillary duff movie, Clint Eastwood joints, matilda, Schindler's list, and any other movie that sexually arrouses me.

Television:

I have a staple diet of my cable pirate.

Books:

Chicken Noodle Soup For the Soda On the Side. Where's Waldo. If I Did It. (Free O.J.), other than that I only read the channel guide, Street signs, and my girl's thigh. (Bill)

Heroes:

Nina Weakly (aren't I just a sweet-heart). Praying Mantises. Al Pachino, Master Shredder...

My Blog

My girlfriend.

I have a wonderful girlfriend and she got a tattoo of my name on her. That is a penis extention that adds both stamina and length. A porche, that adds a couple of inches, but after a while...
Posted by Bill on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 12:35:00 PST

The Greatest Pac Man Victory in History

Profound truth when looked at from the universal perspective of duality can contain a lie. That being said...Drugs aren't addictive, your parents are just boring. It's like trying to fart ...
Posted by Bill on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 05:36:00 PST

Girls summer diet plan

Hey Ladies, tired of embarrassing cellulite? Do you want to bare that sexy mid-drift this summer? Forget the Adkins diet, forget the South-beach diet too. I suggest the subtle art of vommi...
Posted by Bill on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 11:32:00 PST

words to live by...(cards you are dealt)

You've got to know when to hold 'em, when to fold 'em, when to walk away, and when to run. Never count your money at the table, there is plenty of time for countin' when the dealin's done...A li...
Posted by Bill on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 12:45:00 PST