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About Me

The Commodorific Costume maker of the Caribbean The Chairman of the East India Trading Company WHO LOVES BERRIES AND CREAM The Famed Tom of the Opera The Demon Thrift Shop Pilferer of Fleet Street The Dawn treading Prince of Narnia The Crusading Commissioner of Gotham

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Captain Jack Sparrow - he has a dawn appointment with the gallows and I'd hate for him to miss it.Judge Turpin - he's in dire need of a shave

My Blog

On Movies, Critics and Intelligent Media Consumption

Thats actually somewhat true and not just in the area of film criticism - sometimes, well probably more times than we'd like to know, journalists write pieces to make their clients or rather the paper...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 20:48:00 GMT

OFFICIAL ADMIRALTY REPORT - OJAI EXPEDITN

To the Lords of Admiralty, I am pleased and honoured to report the successful conclusion of the recent campaign for the Ojai Colony in the Americas. Once a wretched, lawless colony established by the ...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 11:55:00 GMT

James Norrington RN

James Norrington, Registered Nurse   And how are you today Captain Barbossa... had a little heart trouble did we Got to go easy on those green apples dearie And you Captain Silver... how's that l...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 07:37:00 GMT

Standing Orders and Instructions - The Fighting Instructions

The Fighting Instructions. Signals were made by using the following flags hoisted in different combinations on the three masts:-Union flag; a pennant; a white flag; a blue flag; a red flag; a yellow f...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 02:18:00 GMT

Standing Orders and Instructions - Articles of War

Standing Orders and Instructions for the officers and men of the Eastern Caribbean Squadron, North American Station   To all officers and men of the Squadron. Please take time to famil...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 02:07:00 GMT

Abby McDeere in THE FIRM

The other great last speech in a Tom Cruise movie... "I've loved you all my life... even before we met... even when it was just a promise of you... these past few days, you kept that promise. How coul...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:19:00 GMT

The Economics of Pirates of the Caribbean

(my main source for this bit of bored triviality was the lovely and informative Kipar website) http://www.kipar.org/piratical-resources/pirate-money.html Oh, funny... to keep myself busy, I've been co...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 00:05:00 GMT

Johnny Depp to play the Mad Hatter? SCRIPT PORTION LEAKED!

Johnny Depp To Play Mad Hatter?In Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland EMPIRE ONLINE:  A rumour has been circulating very rapidly around the internet that Johnny Depp is set to team up with Tim Burto...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:16:00 GMT

Moviefone.com’s Worst Action Movie Cliches

Henchmen attack one at a time You have to admire an action hero's ability to dispense of minor baddies with such ease -- a hard punch to the face, a swift kick to the gut. But what would happen if tho...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 08:56:00 GMT

Beckett lines from Lady Isabelle Norrington

"So you see, in this new world I am the victor""Tis a shame to waste my skill on such as you:""Perhaps I'll inflict even more pain upon you than i originally intended. after all, why rush?""Shall i fi...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:56:00 GMT