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Andrew

About Me

I have no personality at all. I kind of just stand around and stare off into space. I think breathing is kind of funny. I just passed gas...heehee!
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My Interests

farting in outerspace, where you can't smell it!

Music:

I'm now entering a completly digital free relm!!!! I dig Plastic Ono band, Captain Beefheart, Buddy Holly, FZ, GBV, the Boss, Shellac, Talking Heads, VU, Rod Stewart, Ramones, Eno, Sonic Youth...top five live acts ever seen. 5-Tortoise and Tom Ze- Middle East, Boston no explanation needed, but there was a rip-away suit and grinding of cow bells. 4-MMW and Maceo Parker- USM Gym, ME There's soul and then there's SOUL!!! 3-Mogwai- Show Box, Seatle I brought ear plugs but needed a foam helmut! 2-J. Mascis and the Fog-Crocadile, Seatle Guitar gods don't play dive bars often!!!! 1-GBV and My Morning Jacket- Crystal Ball Room, PDX Skynard survived and moved to the Pacific NorthWest only to open for the greatest bar rock band of the past twenty years!

Movies:

top five directors:Lynch, Kronenberg, Cohens, Kurosawa and Scorsese (the last also played Van Gogh in "Dreams" by Kurasawa which was bad ass!)

Television:

i hate the Gilmore Girls with all of my being....ishcabibble must die!!!!!!

Heroes:

my hero is a man by the name of Paul Heulskamp! Little and Big! I also would like to give a shout out to Giafonziselleckdouglasgrouchomacchioholly!

My Blog

FZ vs JB

Zappa is, as I once heard it, on par with my man Johan...Bach that is...and maybe he is, but I never heard Bach play. I have heard Jeff Beck play and he plays well, beyond well really. He may be spank...
Posted by Andrew on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 07:45:00 PST

the deranged mundane

An early spring foward is probably the best thing to happen to me since I accidentally fell on that half rotten pumpkin that had been sitting out in the sun  just long enough to create a soft lan...
Posted by Andrew on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:38:00 PST

Give me Dan or give me Death!

I really dig Steely Dan! There is something so real, cynical, witty, condesinding, elegant, rythmic and perfect about their albums. I mean "Gaucho" is not that top ten material, but it still evokes&nb...
Posted by Andrew on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:01:00 PST

I think I'm over IPods

My girlfriend is always telling me, "get over it!"...what the fuck does that mean anyway...its aggressive, rude and...ten deep breathes...in...out....OK thats better. I think I am over something thoug...
Posted by Andrew on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 07:50:00 PST

I've got a Humpty Dumpty Heart!

This song fuckin kicks! Hank Thompson rules. I have no idea who he is but I plan to find out. I have had a recent encounter with a CMA 25 Counrty Original Hits on vinyl at the Goodwill Bins! Most...
Posted by Andrew on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 07:21:00 PST

Team USA B-Ball

If I were to put together the next Team USA for a Olympics or World Games this would be my team. Point Guard: C. Billups, J. Kidd and E. Watson. You'ld need Billups' and Kidd's Defense and W...
Posted by Andrew on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 10:05:00 PST

This profile song kicks ass!

Gerry fuckin Rafferty... how can one man make such a perfect late 70-s early 80's pop hit like "Right Down the Line" and then fart out a souless shit sandwich like "Baker Street". It makes n...
Posted by Andrew on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 01:00:00 PST

happy turkey day

is there anything better than some EZ-E on t-day. fuck the police and drink another bloody mary! t-minus 5 hours to turkey!!!!!
Posted by Andrew on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 11:49:00 PST

Sox off and runnin ! ! !

Boys of Beantown have started swingin early and often! Looks like my name sake, JD "don't call me anDrew motha fuckin erwin" may be geting offers right out of the gate! Also reported was a 40 to 50 mi...
Posted by Andrew on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 07:47:00 PST

This one took some work! Best not so Classic Albums!

#1 - #5 in no order: Music to Eat- Hampton Grease Band Trout Mask Replica-  Capitain Beefheart White Light /White Heat-VU Long May You Run- Stills and Young Band Best of Os Mutantes- Os Muta...
Posted by Andrew on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 08:53:00 PST