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Elaine (Insane)

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Elaine: Rhymes With Insane (for easy reference)
So, I'm incredibly lazy at writing bios and whatnot. I'm also not very reliable into logging into these kind of sites. Your best bet to get in touch with me is just to email me or call me or throw a rock near my head. HEY! I said NEAR not AT dag nabbit!
I'm in love with this magical and tactile world of ours! I take advice from Peter Pan and refuse to grow up! I want to play forever! I want to use my imagination to make things exist.
I'm out for adventure and romance!
::points to self::"Pirate"

By the way, AVAST does NOT mean "Hello."
When I was Master Gunner of Lynx
-Portland Pirate Festival '06
(You can hear me yell "Fire!").. ..
When I was the first female Gunner of Californian
A film by my crewmate Emery on our sail to Hawaii
-Summer '06
What It Is Really Like To Sail Across The Ocean
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That and I've got starfish down my pants!


You Are Gonzo the Great
"Is something burning in here? Oh, it's just me."
You're a total nutball who will do anything for attention.
The first to take a dare, you'll pull almost any stunt.
You're one weird looking creature, but your chickens don't mind! The Muppet Personality Test
I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Creative, The Adventurous, The Daring, The Happy,
The Witty, The Funny, and The Amazing
people of this world.

and...

Frank Oz [ ]
Dave Golez [ ]
Steve Whitmire [ ]
Kevin Clash [ ]
William Goldman [ ]
Paul Dini [ ]

YOU! [ ]

My Blog

10 things I must remember

I am making a list of ten things I must be reminded of. Feel free to help me if/when I fall victim to ignoring these things.1. Asking other people's advice on what another person means or intends is ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 03:05:00 GMT

You aint got no ice cream

Niener niener niener.I get to vote 2 weeks before you. I can even vote online if I want to. (Except that I don't trust it.)Cause I'm a Merchant Mariner. I even have a license to prove it.Have fun tou...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 20:45:00 GMT

Star Trekkin around the universe.

Originally posted to a Star Trek online fan community site,regarding Star Trek's 42nd anniversary (yesterday) & the closing down of Star Trek: The Experience (& Quark's restaurant) in Las Vega...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:48:00 GMT

2nd place in the Unrace to Oxnard

This is what happened to Seaward today:So I guess I'll be in the Bay Area a few days more doing some "hands off bosunry" (heal faster hand!)P.S. This is what happened to Californian SundaySo it's not ...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 21:04:00 GMT

I am home?

Still filing/editing/recalling experiences to make a huge (4 months worth) blog.But if you haven't heard the news. I am "home".In LA now, in SJ next week.
Posted by on Sun, 25 May 2008 19:42:00 GMT

Dear World

I am alive.I am in Barbados.I am sun bleached blonde and very tan.
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:57:00 GMT

The white zone is for nervous breakdowns and unloading only

Three days before Christmas, Aaron graciously took my late-running ass to the Burbank airport.I missed flight 1 (at 2:30pm) because of my awesome procrastinating skills.I got there in lots of time for...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 11:46:00 GMT

Welcome to November.

..October 30th I stayed up late watching monster movies on Satelite TV. All of the comercials everything from Craftsman tools to popcorn were Halloween themed.Then at exactly midnight (as in actual H...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 13:09:00 GMT

word of the day: AVAST

Sept 19th is TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAYToday's nautical nomenclature:a·vast [uh-vast, uh-vahst] verb (imperative) Nautical.used as a command to stop or cease): Avast heaving![Origin: 167585; perh. I wou...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 22:43:00 GMT

Conversation "piece"

As most of you know, I've been at a strange crossroads as of lately.I don't know where my life is headed and I don't have any main focus to achieve.I don't really want to go out and sail for months at...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 09:31:00 GMT