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Xia-Ji

Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!

About Me


You! Cake or death?

Uh, death, please. Wait. NO! CAKE!

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Words break if you push them too far.

I've been rather unproductive in the past year.. I've made no progress in diction and I've pretty much given up on creative writing. I don't know if most people feel this way, but it always seems to m...
Posted by Xia-Ji on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 11:36:00 PST

persecution

Another first night together. This time I'm alone in the bed and the door is closed, but a flimsy door wasn't going to stop them. Maybe I'm evil for eavesdropping, maybe I was drunk and the conversati...
Posted by Xia-Ji on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 08:47:00 PST

fofinha

I haven't been called that in a LONG time. So nice to hear it again. P.S. A 1 o'clock shadow makes an excellent exfoliant.-present tense, autobiography ((heart u Dave))...
Posted by Xia-Ji on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 12:25:00 PST

memes

I've gone and done the unthinkable. This is 7 years in the making, folks. And I'm still not done! NO! I'll *never* finish!Wanna know why? CAUSE I'M A MASOCHIST, THAT'S WHY!!Honestly, I feel invincible...
Posted by Xia-Ji on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 12:08:00 PST

A Stump in your Forest of Friends

Okay Mr. Popular McFamous. I get it. You've got a crush on me.But don't you have better things to do than call me every five minutes? You know it's my home phone, so why do you bitch at me when I don'...
Posted by Xia-Ji on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:21:00 PST

la reina Miami

In a city where supermodels are a dime a dozen, I find it extremely flattering that I am the one who gets catcalled.They clearly see something that I do not. -present tense, autobiography ((Christmast...
Posted by Xia-Ji on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 09:56:00 PST

chew with your mind open

You know people love your cooking when they're stealing bites from the pan even before it's done.You know people love you when they totally ignore the football game on TV and stay in the kitchen with ...
Posted by Xia-Ji on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 10:16:00 PST

Little Superstar

Just some advice - do NOT watch this while intoxicated. Now, back to our scheduled broadcast: ...
Posted by Xia-Ji on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:45:00 PST

Father Georg Gänswein...

I ain't religious, but damn he's hot!I'd convert for a piece of that........
Posted by Xia-Ji on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 09:36:00 PST

A conversation and the warm memory that followed.

[22:53] HIM: I'm seventeen and I'm crazy. My uncle says the two always go together. When people ask your age, he said, always say seventeen and insane. - Ray Bradbury [22:53]*** Auto-response sent t...
Posted by Xia-Ji on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:47:00 PST