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World Famous Trucker

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About Me

I'm super awesome.. that's all you need to know.. some other things I feel like sharing:
I have a fantastic boyfriend.
I have a sick sense of humor, everything is a joke to me.
My cats are my kids.
I despise real children.
I have Crohn's disease. So, I spend a lot of time in the bathroom.. I'll dig through your shit too.
I'm a total fat kid.. It's what I do
I work as a sales rep. for a Fortune 500 company.. Sounds fancy, no? Don't worry, it's just fucking whirlpool!!
I think that I have missed my calling as a world traveler and professional mooch... some where along the lines I got a day job.. like a moron.
I'm selfish, get over it. There are few people that I will put my selfish tendencies aside for.. you're probably not one of them.. again.. get over it.
I've also discovered that I'm not as tough as I've always thought I was-- I'm still coming to terms with that.
I'll always be the first to tell you how it is, take it or leave it. I can't stand false pleasantries.
I still have no idea as to what I'd like to do with my life... I'll figure it out... later.
P.S. I'm a funny person
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Robert Englund
Mike Ness is my muse

My Blog

The new..

Well as usual the holidays came, disappointed me, and now it's business as usual. I'm not looking for magic, gifts or, anything else.. just a positive feeling.Which is something I've forgotten all abo...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jan 2010 10:19:00 GMT

My love affair with tucks medicated pads

The rumors are true. I'm leaving the man I love for these things.Not really, but if they asked me to I would.I have news. Good? Bad? Who really knows. A little background first: as most of you know, I...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 05:36:00 GMT

my name

my name has apparently become a good name for porn.. if you type in my first name in google and search the images, you get all these pictures of super cocks and trimmed vaginas.. i knew this day was c...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 05:15:00 GMT

Hairspray

It's days like this..I just want to pack up, run away, go to a college, major in music, minor in dance, and go star in a play... This is what musicals do to me. ha.I'm feeling good... I have more good...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 16:59:00 GMT

Addiction

I'm so tired of hearing how addiction is a disease. That's the ultimate excuse and insult to those of us with a legitimate disease. Addiction is a choice. Putting that needle in your arm or taking tho...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:12:00 GMT

I need your help

Let's get this out in the open, I have A LOT of fans.. LOTS of adoring.. fantastic, lovely, and wonderful fans... I need your support in a campaign that I am starting.. It's called Feed the Kandice, ...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 23:04:00 GMT

Moving to Canada

Not really.
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 13:44:00 GMT

Wall of Protest.

This is in regards of to Supreme Court decision to ban late term abortions. "...[M]y hope is that it sets the stage for further progress in the fight to ensure our nation's laws respect the sanctity ...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 11:13:00 GMT

This goes out to the ones I love..

Well, let me just say this.. and this goes out to all the chubs out there.. just because your tits have a sweaty crease doesn't mean it's cleavage, it looks more like an ass crack and I am tired of lo...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 20:01:00 GMT

Park days....

No one told me that with being in college you're expected to pump out huge stories/papers like mormans do babies. eff college right in it's book learning ass. ha. Kandice one college zero. So anyhow....
Posted by on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 01:02:00 GMT