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About Me

Hey Everybody!!!...Well my name's Mike and I am a 20-year-old Sophomore at the University of Nevada, Reno. Go Pack!!! Originally I'm from the bright lights and endless sunshine of beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada. My hometown taught me a lot about life, and I cant imagine what growing up would have been like anywhere else. I am an ATHLETE. Period! From the baseball diamond to the football field, Im truly at home when Im playing sports, and they have made me the person I am today. Id be lost without them. On a personal note, life has thrown me a few curveballs and Ive definitely swung and missed on quite a few occasions recently. There are definitely things Ive said and done over the past year that I wish I could take another crack at because I know Id do a better job of living up to the person I expect myself to be. But NO REGRETS and I wouldnt take back a thing&all you can do is sit back and realize your mistakes and learn from them and thats what Im doing. Im a pretty sweet guy, ask anyone thats taken the time to get to know me&I have a bad habit of trying too hard to be funny (Im sorry for that everybody) but what can I say I like to make people laugh&Im sarcastic and even a bit cocky but it really is all in good fun&Weekends are the best, you cant beat kings or pong on a Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or shit even a Sunday thru Wednesday&lol (no Mom, Im studying I swear&haha) And this is probably why Im one of the BIGGEST SLACKERS still going to school but I AM working on it&lol Anyways for the most part I love my life and all its ups and downs&I try to live it to the fullest and make the most out of every day God gives me&well Im done running my mouth and thanks for reading&if you got anything you wanna know just ask!

My Interests

Sports, Girls, other than that...just ask!!! The Bronx Bombers:

I'd like to meet:

In due time...My Maker so I can repay Him in kind...There's the man I am and the Man I'm capable of becoming...I just hope and pray that with a little hard work, one day the two will meet..."A girl who can like me for me...and maybe just maybe care about me like I'd care about her."

Music:

Green Day//Bad Religion//Yellowcard//Blink//NOFX//Rancid//Sugarcult//John Mayer//Nelly//Dashboard//Allister//Craig David//Sublime//Taking Back Sunday//Jet//Simple Plan//Wakefield//Weezer//Incubus//Linkin Park//Shaggy//Usher//Gavin Degraw//Black Eyed Peas//

Movies:

Remember The Titans//Fight Club//Any Given Sunday//The Godfather//Pirates of the Caribbean//Bad Boys I and II//Oceans Eleven//The Matrix//Drumline//A Walk to Remember//Finding Nemo//Bull Durham//Major League//Days of Thunder//the list goes on and on...

Television:

One Tree Hill//Sportscenter//The Simpsons//The OC//Smallville//The Real World//Road Rules//Pimp My Ride//Monday Night Football//TRL//Everwood//

Books:

Ha!!!...Ur Funny.

Heroes:

My parents...and my brothers...and anybody else that has the guts to stand up for everything they believe in.

My Blog

Random thoughts for those who will actually read them...

Well first I wanted to start by wishing all of you a happy holiday season...for those of you who actually saw me last Christmas (and there were definitely very few of you) I'm happy to report that wit...
Posted by Smurf on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 08:30:00 PST

A Memo on Love...A Real Life Romeo and Juliet

I hope that those of you that take the time to read this will also take the time to leave your thoughts on the matter...they are ever so greatly appreciated! Dear Friends, As many of you know, Romeo a...
Posted by Smurf on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 03:46:00 PST

The REAL power of Words

When some think of words, I believe they don't truly understand their true power...they can be used as tools of love and compassion and can motivate even the most weary of souls...or they can be used ...
Posted by Smurf on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 02:29:00 PST

A Christmas Present For All The Ladies

Hope ya'll enjoy this...Probably one of the funniest video's I've ever seen!Posted By: Smurf Beezy...
Posted by Smurf on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 06:47:00 PST

Man Laws

1. No wasted beer in the name of humor.2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control 3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month...
Posted by Smurf on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 12:27:00 PST

Just What's On My Mind (A little bit about that 4 letter word)

Why do people change? What is it that compells the people that you find perfect as they are to go and change every little thing that was once so great? How can you love someone for so long o...
Posted by Smurf on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 11:08:00 PST

The Funniest Baseball Blog Ever!

The Baseball Player's Guide to Sex and Relationships...lol On Deck - Having plans for a date Strike-Out - Duh!! Walk - Kissing Bunt - Masturbation Single - Tongue kissing Double - Breasts/chest touche...
Posted by Smurf on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 05:33:00 PST

Yet another random myspace quiz...

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. Ho...
Posted by Smurf on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A December To Remember

Hey Everybody...I just wanted to start by wishing a Happy 2005 to all you guys...Well anyways...2004 was a great year but it ended on an absolutely awesome note for me...My December could possibly hav...
Posted by Smurf on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hey guys (well girls actually)...fill it out...i wanna know...Papapaplease

Would you...1. Give me your number? 2. Have sex with me? 3. Let me kiss you? 4. Watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one? 5. Let me take you out to dinner? 6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere? 7. Ta...
Posted by Smurf on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST