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Paula Bel

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I love performing. I also happen to like old Cadillacs, pool tables, Craps in Vegas and check-cashing stores where I can play Lotto and no one can trace my transactions. I also simply love UFC. I love their hard bodies, the way they wrestle around and look like their about to have sex than beat the crap outta each other. Women should watch this instead of the Lifetime channel. I dislke the uber-rich, conservatives (we're all hiding something) and religous zealots.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Dean Martin..but since he's packed it in, no one in particular.

My Blog

Montreal Festival

Montreal is an amazing city.  I'd like to thank all the workers at the Hyatt who went on strike the day we showed up. Gibbys restaurant downtown was quite honestly the best food I've ever eaten.&...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:49:00 GMT

Baptist Church goers @ Commerce Casino

Thank you for the pamphlet given to me after my show at Commerce Casino. I want you to know I doubt God would try to reach out to me while I'm performing. How brave of you to hand me that but next t...
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 23:02:00 GMT

Flavor Flav

I dreamt last night I was in a movie with Flavor Flav... kinda like King Kong but the opposite.I was a big white ape and he was running from me, and I almost caught him but he kept getting away.I have...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 10:32:00 GMT

Check out this video: Paula Bel, 1st Amendment

Check out this video: Paula Bel, 1st Amendment ..Add to My Profile | More Videos
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 20:26:00 GMT

Montreal Festival

Montreal Comedy Festival, July 19th Club Soda. Come see me if you'll be there!
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:33:00 GMT

JACKIE CHAN

Go see Forbidden Kingdom...love me some Jackie Chan and Kung-Fu.My new name to those of you who know me well, Paula Po-Yo-Po Bel.Lest you forget it, you will be sorry.
Posted by on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 19:26:00 GMT

Toenail...Damn!

So a couple years ago I'm walking behind Bob Saget at the Laugh Factory and he stops in front of me and I stub my big toenail on the back of his boot and the damn thing sticks straight up! Oww... neve...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 07:14:00 GMT

Back on Myspace THANKS TO MY KID

OKAY OKAYI ADMIT IT... MY DAUGHTER DESIGNED AND PUT MY WHOLE SITE UP... I COULD NEVER DO THIS. IT TOOK ME 3 DAYS TO FIGURE OUT THAT THESE REALLY MIGHT NOT BE FRIENDS JUST ACQUAINTANCES.THE SPACE IN M...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 19:38:00 GMT

Unbelievable!

So this priest in Brazil tied himself up to a bunch of helium balloons and disappeared. My favorite story of the week. Everyone was shocked. Maybe he just went to heaven. Or maybe just maybe a bun...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 06:42:00 GMT