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About Me

Among my many, many accomplishments I am most proud of the following:

- Inventing the Internet
- Saving Christmas
- Climbing Mt. Everest Naked
- Winning the Tour de France on a stationary bicycle

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Andrew Jackson.

My Blog

Bicycles

Bicycles, one of man's oldest and most trusted companions, narrowly beaten only by dogs, pornography, and non-stick cookware. But sadly for most of us we forget about our dear and reliable friends whe...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 10:22:00 GMT

Photos

Out of boredom and a urge to be more organized I merged my photos into yearly albums. I decided to leave the DC albums in tact because they're too amazing to mess with. For those of you saying to your...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Feb 2009 18:35:00 GMT

Diving Sky

The fascists at youtube decided my homemade skydiving video violates music copyright laws, because I'm clearly making money off of its sale and distribution, and since I can't find the original DVD yo...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 10:57:00 GMT

Kaua'i, the Garden Isle

(for reference, the blue underlined words are links to pictures, and the day links are links to the entire day's pictures)Aloha!If you ever get out to Hawai'i I suggest you spend at least some of your...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 17:38:00 GMT

A tale of urine

A little back ground; most military bases play the national anthem at 4:30pm to signify the official end of the duties for that day. When it plays all personnel in uniform are required to stop, face t...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 23:38:00 GMT

life story, mine that is

**Mind you this is terribly outdated and none of it really applies anymore, it's just a window into my mind, well my mind from a year and a half ago**For those who I haven't been in contact with latel...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 14:53:00 GMT

I'll give you 4 chickens, and a cabbage

With hurricane Katrina ravaging our southeastern coast, North Korea and China salivating at the thought of an Asian invasion, in the general decay of society as a whole, I predict that someday we wi...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 14:07:00 GMT

survey fun fun

good luck reading my idiotic rambelings, ya i know i spelled it wrong, read the disclaimer, idiots *disclaimer - i didn't run a spell check because spelling is inherently evil, and the cause of the ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 20:04:00 GMT