About Me
Pro Level guitarist/vocalist/shyster/madman/shirt~chaser/entrepreneur currently building recording studio/reheasal rooms to rent/retail top end music gear/concert hall coglomeration with plans to take over the earth and destroy all the haters out there~If you like Page/Jimi/SRV/Keith style vocals and guitar call me~if you want speed metal/death/doom and gloom don't.Working on a couple of projects now but am always looking for new talent~Taken from review of The Benchmark Band written by staff writer 'T' for Rolling Stone Magazine Volume 23; Issue @75:'We passed muster at another weekends at Don's Cocktails..no dramas, no blow-outs, no lunatics, BUT amidst this drama-free weekend we were priviledged to witness the all too common spectacle of the 'white man can't dance' ritual. Now, we had a new guy, a lead player, Dan Farnach sitting in with us, filling in for Cory who couldn't be with us this weekend. Dan was great - sweet, mad guitar skills, vocal skills and an amazing stage presence and ability to work the room. Like moths to a flame, the pretty ladies, young and old were drawn to Mr. Farnach, dancing and writhing on the dance floor before us...all fun stuff. Last night, however, we were subjected to a display so unforgettable, and disturbing that I must warn you about it. Hot chick 1: blonde, thin, maybe 30 something, hot bod, a little tipsy, but laughing, cheering us on, having a great time overall. Ok, the guys are coming up to her one after the other, asking her to dance. It's all good, until 'Rocky' drags her onto the dance floor and WOW..I don't know what the hell he was doing, but it was everything I could do to keep from laughing myself into tears. What we were witnessing was some sort of spastic, mating ritual. He was jumping around, leaping in towards her, clapping his hands once, jumping back, running a circle around her...wow! She actually had some natural rhythm, although there were a lot of stripper moves in her performance. I so wanted to jump down off the stage and demonstrate some proper rhythm, mainly for mr. 'Rocky', who later that night asked that I 'not forget him'..uhhh, OK. So, thanks to Dan for getting the women so worked up. At long last Barry didn't have to fight them off as they came at him with their phone numbers and car keys...welll, except for miss hot pink..I think she was workin' the entire room! haha!Alright, get on out there and enjoy this fabulous SoCal day before it's over!Peace, T
