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Colonel Mustard

About Me

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In the beginning God made man.....lot's of them. Some years later,

four of those men decided it would be a jolly good laugh to form

an alliance of people, that were both beautiful and intelligent.

This turned out to be a short lived affair, as none of the four

possessed either of these qualities.......So they started a band

instead. We are yet to work out which one's sporty, scary etc, we'll

leave that for the hoards of teenage girls that won't bat an eyelid

at us....

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 23/04/2008
Band Website: colonel-mustard.co.uk
Band Members:
Lloyd - lungs and the low end

Ben - lungs, strums and keys

Robb - mr licks

Alex - blat-ba-boom-boom- blats and backing lungs
Influences:
Bowler hats, snappy

shirts, magnificent hair,

comfy shoes, crooked

noses,

cups of tea and a coffee

(white with two),

films and old school

video games,

Sunday roasts....and

stuff.
Sounds Like:
Sugary pop bollocks

in a fairground

from hell...
Record Label: Unsigned

My Blog

so......we’re back.

whoop, i hear you say.yup we're back....with a bunch of new songs that sound a bit like a faiground in hell...if you get my meaning...which you may not. The cellars gig folks, since we're called colon...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 07:47:00 GMT

and so the end of an era....

A big thankyou to everyone who came and showed their support on friday night for the last gig night at olivers and a magnanimous (look it up) thankyou to everyone who whooped and cheered when we playe...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 12:27:00 GMT

The last night at olivers...

You know how it goes in gosport...every good pub that ever was (and many moons ago, olivers most certainly was) ends up closing, becomes a crappy bar or a block of flats....Olivers is now in danger of...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 21:53:00 GMT

We have a new name

We have changed our name....after much soul searching and outsider complaints, we decided 'the last laugh' was not for us....we are now 'Colonol Mustard', you know, like the cluedo chap. We're still w...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 03:48:00 GMT

See, told you.

And now there are songs. Many more to come, do let us know what you think....we'll be showing a venue near you a jolly good time indeed very soon, we'll keep you posted my children.
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 06:30:00 GMT

patience my friends....

We are currently tweaking the nipples of our first demo in our Sad Clown studio....tunes will be up within the next couple of days...if you're into rock, infected with blues that has just swallowed a ...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:44:00 GMT