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a dork

you dont know me... you've only seen my penis

About Me



WYSIWYG; trying to be a former procrastinator; openminded; brutally honest; very opinionated but not forceful with my opinions; like a good debate/argument every now & then; extremely against extremists; probably would be concidered a straight-edge, hippy, liberal, asshole - but i don't believe in limiting myself; and even though i don't drink much or smoke - doesn't mean i care if you do.. just don't blow your smoke in my face or throw your butt out your car window.. i hate litterbugs -- and most likely i will end up disturbing/pissing you off in some way, it's just expected, but it not intentional! LOL - i'm simply just offensive. :oP

all my old profile info is in a blog.. if you care to read it.. or ask me anything, i'm an open book and talk more then almost any woman. lol. later assholes.

the saddest video ever: mr johnny cash.

My Interests

my wonderful wife Angela , trying to talk to people on here-which is seeming rather pointless, shows in NJ/NYC/Philly, dancing at QXT's , photography, nature, music, tattoos, TV-my surrogate mother, building stuff, 50's, pin-ups, fixin my house, shows in NJ/NYC/Philly, getting my tattoos at Another Tattoo Shop , walking to the beach(@night), people watching/ridiculing, snowboarding, kayaking, snorkling, weather-storms, car shows, sports (Jets & Devils), and just not being the norm.

Brain Lateralization Results
Right Brain (46%) The right hemisphere is the visual, figurative, artistic, and intuitive side of the brain.
Left Brain (56%) The left hemisphere is the logical, articulate, assertive, and practical side of the brain
Are You Right or Left Brained?

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I'd like to meet:



besides my man crushes/idols.. anyone else that might want to talk or meet, but realistically i think you are probably not worth my time - if you think you are, try to prove me wrong.

i like girls who are boys, who like boys to be girls, who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys --- or maybe just anyone that has the common courtesy to reply to an email.. or someone with some sense of style or uniqueness, a sense of humor, has intelligence, understands sarcasm, likes to watch/make fun of people/society, go to 80's/industrial clubs, or have anything similiar to my info..

and any of my ladies

Music:


very eclectic - almost anything, 80's, hard-core, industrial, metal, oldies, punk, rock, swing, old rap is ok, BUT no new R&B, rap, or pop.. pretty much 98% of music before 1999.

a few examples: Fear Factory, Bloodhound Gang, Gimme Gimmes, Tenacious D, Cramps, Le Tigre, KMFDM, Funker Vogt, Rammstein, Snapcase, Manson, NIN, (old) Incubus, Mindless Self Indulgence, Elvis, GNR, Def Leppard, Billy Joel & Idol, an occasional Steve Perry (yes i wrote it) & tooo many more!
RAMMSTEIN MEDIA PLAYER SAMPLER

Movies:

anything.. i will watch pretty much whatever is out there.. but i will not pay to see any old crappy movie, that shit is too expensive.. we try to go to matinees.

who wants to see any of these new movies...
GRIND HOUSE Trailer:

movies that i'll admit i cried during some part of, cause i'm a bit*h like that: life as a house, AI, i am sam, fluke, uptown girls-stupid

Television:

SIMPSONS, FAMILY GUY, OFFICE, American Dad, any Law & Order, MXC, L-word, Oblongs, Ren & Stimpy, South Park, AFV, anything with blood/surgery, people getting hurt, or getting arrested

Books:

in the beginning of Cracked, but i have not read anything since college, Playboy, FHM, Dita, and anything Clive Barker!

Heroes:

what the hell is a 'hero' today.. i say if you cook my steak without burning it, you're my hero. if you have enough brains to drive faster then 65 on 287, you're my hero. everyone's a hero, aren't they? firefighters because they died from misinformation/conspiracy and stupidity; everyone foiling a terrorist plot; police; hell even parking attendants. lol.

but what about the "terrorists", aren't they heros too.. techanically without them & their shenanigans we wouldn't have all our 'heros' today. so thank you terrorism for making everyone feel special.

whatever.. it's subjective & i'm heartless. your hero is gay, i fu(ked them in the @ss and they screamed for more!

They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.

My Blog

whos comin with us.... snowboarding

update from yesterday: first - who is going this year? and who may want to go with us, once or more?second---does anyone know of a discount on lift...
Posted by a dork on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 02:58:00 PST

Meadowlands Tattoo Expo.. contest update

i entered the tribal contest and won 3rd.. the kid that won 1st had his whole leg done by Pili Mo'o - so there is no way i'm beating that! loli just wanted to be able to give him a (2nd) trophy.. he w...
Posted by a dork on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 01:08:00 PST

samoan tatau..

there was a change of plans.. to today not next wednesday for my samoan tatau from Pili Mo'o.he uses a bull's tooth for each tool - that he carves into needle points.. varying numbers/widths, that is ...
Posted by a dork on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 09:12:00 PST

tebori tattoo

for those of you that did not know, i am now in the process of a sleeve, the chest panel to half sleeve with be tebori.. traditional japanese tattooing by Hori Taku. the rest i plan on having done sam...
Posted by a dork on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 03:47:00 PST

our summer of amusement... parks! join us!

our original plan of going to cedar point (ohio) has expanded.. since discovering the company that owns them -Cedar Fair- owns over a dozen other parks, we are getting their "MAXX" season pass (one pa...
Posted by a dork on Wed, 02 May 2007 09:23:00 PST

bigot Sharpton

i dislike Imus.. but not as much as i despise opportunist AL!i wanted to write something showing my disgust of this abomination  - but this article written by 'black' columist Jason Witlock is to...
Posted by a dork on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 08:19:00 PST

2 more secs to add - working up to my 15 minutes of fame

i'm going to be in pictures.. lol - can you find me in 2 parts of this featurette? pause it if you need to.      Public Health Infection Control Movie- (Mpeg) Public Health In...
Posted by a dork on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 10:07:00 PST

VMA what?? am i becoming old?

so i tried watching the self-promoting horribleness that is the 'video music awards' - am i too old to be watching this or trying to stay in tuned with this 'new music'.  (keep in mind, i am...
Posted by a dork on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 06:43:00 PST

good old F U

so as i was driving to work.. i entered 'dick' mood for a small period of time and i went into a third lane that appears on the right on RT 36 for a mile or so - i use it to p...
Posted by a dork on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 10:19:00 PST

LIBRA

ARIES(March 21 -April 19)- lives for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to be o...
Posted by a dork on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 08:02:00 PST