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About Me

My nights are spent in bars, mostly behind them. I hate Walmart, George Bush, ignorance, southern racist assholes, 10 %, Dallas traffic, and popped collar douchebags. I love my family more than anything else in this world. My friends rank a close second, along with one certain AMAZING man. I love karate chop fights. I love tempurpedic pillows! I heart being a dancing queen. I love all my nicknames.I love beer for breakfast and cereal for dinner. Im a sports fanatic. I'm kind of girly too. Im a celeb-gossip-a-holic, only to be paralleled by my reality t.v obsession. I vote. I make fun of people at innapropriate times, yet am suprisingly compassionate and sensitive. I am completely comfortable in chaos, but always seeking serenity. My alcoholic tendencies are often trumped by my workoholic tedencies. And I REALLY want to be a vegetarian, but it's hard to kick a 22 yr. old habit.My beautiful family..
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My Interests

I love lazy Sundays,fun-filled ones too, being loved, satire, cheese, independent films, shoes, wine, brunch, live music,designer jeans,Chargers football, Longhorn football, football period, Dallas Mavericks, Tito's, Tango's, the ocean, dreaming (during the day), naps, my kitten, the puppy that i dont have, Rainbow flip-flops, hoodies, stilettos, pedicures, travel, hot baths, cold showers, my Denton ladies, and im generally attracted to anything shiny.

I'd like to meet:

David Sedaris, Bob Marley, LeDanion Tomlinson, Ben Harper, Sydney Frank, Steven Colbert, Sarah Jessica Parker, Socrates, Mitch Hedberg, John Stewart, and whoever invented birth control,among others.......GENIUS!!!!

Music:

Modest Mouse (the old stuff) Ben Harper, Bob Schneider, Lucero,The Stars, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Arcade Fire, Anders Parker, Kaiser Chiefs, Citizen Cope,Frou frou, Eisley, Fiest, Dan Dyer, Spoon, Death Cab, Rogue Wave, Old Crow Medicine Show, Kings of Leon, Stephen Fretwell, Ryan Adams, Radiohead, Patrice Pyke, The Old 97's, Belle and Sebastian, Jeff Buckley, and so on and so forth........

Movies:

I tend to like stupid movies and comedies...keep me away from the scary movies...ask anyone....

Television:

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Books:

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Heroes:

My Mom for being a fighter,my big brother and sister for having strength greater than my own, and my late Uncle and Grandma.

My Blog

02-04-08

At 6:43 pm, I recieved a phone call that noone wants to recieve. I learned my mom had finally lost her battle with liver failure and had passed away. I know she is better off, peaceful, and out ...
Posted by Carlz Barkley on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 03:54:00 PST

No More Smoky Smoky!!

Thats right...I put the P-funks down for good. It's amazing how much more I am getting done without those firey little bastards. For instance, I went for a run yesterday and suprisingly,for...
Posted by Carlz Barkley on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 10:59:00 PST

I wish.....

I wish I would've had the chance to tell you exactly how much I love you. I wish I would've been easier on you. I wish I would've returned more phone calls. I wish I would have thanked you more. I wis...
Posted by Carlz Barkley on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:32:00 PST

Blame Canada.....

So after working the concert last night, I learned a few things about our ol' neighbors to the North. Please, read on. 1. They really do say "eh" and things such as "aboot" and "Bood Light" It was pre...
Posted by Carlz Barkley on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 10:38:00 PST

You want WHAT????????

Ok, so this may not appeal to some of you....but for anyone who has ever stepped foot behind a bar, and more importantly during at R&B show or at a R&B club...you will realize how completely a...
Posted by Carlz Barkley on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 01:10:00 PST

I HEART VEGGIES!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, the sweet bliss of no longer being a slave to the Dead, Rotting Decomposing Flesh Diet. Thats right...I've been talking about doing it for almost a year now, and I've finally done it. You'd ...
Posted by Carlz Barkley on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:37:00 PST

Why I hate moving......

Because it's stupid thats why...in the past 3 yrs, i've moved 6 times.....grrr.... I must say I am sad to leave my fabulous condo on Lake Ray Hubbard. Its big and and nice and and has lots of storage ...
Posted by Carlz Barkley on Sat, 27 May 2006 05:16:00 PST

Pittsburg!!

Damn, PA is a crazy state. Very old school, like....real old school. Just got here today, and I must say, Im kinda sad to be gone. I left 85 degrees and stepped into 50. BOO!!! Did you know they...
Posted by Carlz Barkley on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 06:11:00 PST